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Reason it great to be a guy

  • 22-04-2002 06:18PM
    #1
    FireDragon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 40 ✭


    ok it sound sexiness but hey y not ?

    1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

    2. Movie nudity is virtually always female.

    3. A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase.

    4. You don't have to monitor your friends' sex lives.

    5. Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.

    6. You can open all your own jars.

    7. Old friends don't give a crap whether
    you've lost or gained weight.

    8. Dry cleaners and haircutters don't rob you blind.

    9. When clicking through the channels, you don't have
    to stall at every shot of somebody crying.

    10. All your orgasms are real.

    11. You don't have to lug a bag of useful
    stuff around everywhere you go.

    12. You can go to the bathroom without a support group.

    13. Your last name stays put.


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