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ireland.com weather

  • 20-04-2002 4:59am
    #1
    aus_boy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 40 ✭


    from [url[www.ireland.com[/url]

    "DUBLIN WEATHER 13 - 17C, Dry day with some sunny spells and the ocassional shower"

    How the fu*k can it be dry and have showers? make up your mind goddammit! Pretty funny all the same.


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  • #2
    sceptre
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,608 ✭✭✭✭sceptre


    Don't forget the weather reading machine at the IT is now located indoors as part of a wage restructuring package in order to save Ireland's fine broadsheet from the cruel intentions of an evil trust.

    As a result, weather will now be read by the machine (which happily doesn't get wet anymore) looking out the window.

    Hence:
    "yes, 13 degrees, 17 degrees, all the same to me.... feels dry, oh, look, some sun, hmmmm, sunny day..... oops I can see cloud, yup, I can see some cloud, looks wet, ah, bugger it, erm, occasional shower. Done! Done, Mister Manager. Can I go home now?"


  • #3
    aus_boy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 40 ✭aus_boy


    Originally posted by sceptre
    Mister Manager. Can I go home now?"

    don't forget to pay for your ireland.com email account!


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