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Stupid news headlines

  • 18-04-2002 1:45pm
    #1
    Bard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,309 ✭✭✭✭


    Something went wrong in jet crash, experts says

    Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers

    Safety Experts say school bus passengers should be belted

    Drunk gets nine months in violin case

    Survivor of siamese twins joins parents

    Farmer Bill dies in house

    Iraqi head seeks arms

    Is there a ring of debris around Uranus?

    Stud tires out

    Prostitutes appeal to Pope

    Panda mating fails; Veterinarian takes over

    Soviet virgin lands short of goal again

    British left waffles on Falkland Islands

    Eye drops off shelf

    Teacher strikes idle kids

    Reagan wins on budget, but more lies ahead

    Squad helps dog bite victim

    Shot off woman's leg helps Nicklaus to 66

    Enraged cow injures farmer with ax

    Plane too close to ground, crash probe told

    Miners refuse to work after death

    Juvenile court to try shooting defendant

    Stolen painting found by tree

    Two soviet ships collide, one dies

    2 sisters reunited after 18 years in checkout counter

    Killer sentenced to die for second time in 10 years

    Never withhold herpes infection from loved one

    Drunken drivers paid $1000 in '84

    War dims hope for peace

    If strike isn't settled quickly, it may last a while

    Cold wave linked to temperatures

    Enfiels couple slain; Police suspect homicide


Comments

  • #2
    Ruaidhri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,719 ✭✭✭Ruaidhri


    Never withhold herpes infection from loved one


    HAAHAHAHAHA..now would i do a thing like that?


  • #3
    DrunkLeprachaun
    Closed Accounts Posts: 999 ✭✭✭DrunkLeprachaun


    Funniest post ever. In tears with laughter. So funny.


  • #4
    Ciaran
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 938 ✭✭✭Ciaran


    Originally posted by Bard

    Shot off woman's leg helps Nicklaus to 66

    If only it was a 69.


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