Who knows this one..

Ba$tard

Q: Whats the difference between an apple and an orange?

J.

Lucifer

theres no such thing as an apple ba$tard

Ba$tard

Theres always one !

Shucks.. boo hoo hoo
J.

Our man in Havana

I dont get that!

woosaysdan

lol

Mr.Applepie

I think its basicly bad grammar it should be

What's the difference between a apple and an orange

Correct me if im wrong i havent had an english grammar class in quite some time

seamus

Originally posted by Mr.Applepie
I think its basicly bad grammar it should be


Correct me if im wrong i havent had an english grammar class in quite some time

You're wrong. Singular of word = a, Singular of word beginning with a vowel = an.

an apple and an orange. (say it - 'a apple'. it doesn't sound right)

Mr.Applepie

Originally posted by seamus


You're wrong. Singular of word = a, Singular of word beginning with a vowel = an.

an apple and an orange. (say it - 'a apple'. it doesn't sound right)

I bow to your greater knowledge of grammar! me no speak english good anyway. More importantly why is this "joke" funny?

Ba$tard

I start singing to APPLE pie...

"your soo vain, you probably think this joke is about you...your soooo vaiinnnn..blah..blah.."

J.

Mr.Applepie

Originally posted by Ba$tard
I start singing to APPLE pie...

"your soo vain, you probably think this joke is about you...your soooo vaiinnnn..blah..blah.."

J.

You may be surprised to hear that i dont as i normally dont refer to myself as Mr.Applepie(oh shock horror!)

Sangre

Originally posted by Lucifer
theres no such thing as an apple ba$tard

But i've heard of a Mr. Applepie bastard!
BOOM BOOM I'm saying what you're all thinking

/me leaves the room followed by jeers and boos and flaming toilet paper

Neil3030

One's a fruit that tastes of apple, the other tastes of orange. duh!:)

Spunog UIE

w.t.f is with this queer assed 'joke'?

that first sentence seems correct in terms of grammer and then ya go on ****in about it?
"no such thing as an apple " wtf


One's a fruit that tastes of apple, the other tastes of orange. duh! the only thing that makes some sort of fúckin sense and its a piss take.

Ciaran

Originally posted by Gideon
"no such thing as an apple " wtf

I think the answer is "there's no such thing as an Apple Bastard" (as opposed to an Orange Bastard).

Jesus it's not that complicated:rolleyes: