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The best country/western songs ever!!

  • 17-04-2002 2:11pm
    #1
    ayatollah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,234 ✭✭✭


    Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed

    Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life

    Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye

    Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure

    How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

    How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I've
    Been A Liar All My Life

    I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life

    I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling

    I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me

    I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.

    I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You

    I Wanna Whip Your Cow

    I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck

    I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

    I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy

    I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life

    I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised

    I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart

    I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your
    Welfare Line

    If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

    If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low

    If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You

    If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who
    Will

    If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?

    Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)

    My Every Day Silver Is Plastic

    My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was
    Breaking My Heart

    My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him

    Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping
    Down, But Baby I Can See Through You

    Pardon Me, I've Got Someone To Kill

    She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft

    She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger

    She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart

    She's Got Freckles On Her, But She's Pretty

    Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone

    They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From
    Breakin' Out

    Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart

    When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're Walking
    In

    You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too

    You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd

    You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat

    You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life

    You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly


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