Mwah ha ha ha ha ha!!

StrokesQueen

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By dictator standards, you're not that bad. Sure you almost started world war 3, but the treatment of your people is moderate. You're a saint compared to the guy before you that you kicked out, so your people tolerate you. However, you're ability to stand up to America has made you one of the more popular dictators. Hardly a movie star… but hay, it's a start!
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StrokesQueen

OK the paste didn't work, but you gotta go to www.poisonedminds.com and take the dictator test!
I am Fidel Castro. I'm happy about that cos he's my fave! Huzzah!

DIE YOU AMERICAN CAPITALIST SCUM!

only joking

Kopf

what the fvck does this have to do with phantom fm, you twat?

the fnj

Adolf Hitler.

Maybe not the best dictator but definatly the most well known.

Kurdt

saddam hussein

at least i'm still alive...

Ciaran

George Bush!!!

atonal

Chairman Mao!

DerekD Goldfish

Well done comrade! You're one of the big boys! When you're not holding speeches about how everyone is equal in the communist society, you're busy living the high-life while millions starve, freeze or get worked to death! You zany person you!

Stallin

AtlantaSuburb

you're george w. bush!

"Wait, I'm not a dictator!" you cry! Well lets look at the check list: Unelected? Check! Use wars and xenophobia to boost popularity? Check! Total control of the media so they never say a bad word against you? Check! Kill scores of innocent people to get what you want? Check! Do anything to get your hands on oil? Check! Inhumane treatment of prisoners? Check! Face it, you're a dictator, and no amount of gloss will hide that fact… or the fact you're a borderline retard who looks like a monkey!

oh ****! this is even worse than i thought... i shall have to remove my sig pic... :eek:

:-)

AtlantaSuburb:cool:

o sleep

Originally posted by Kopf
what the fvck does this have to do with phantom fm, you twat?

yes, let's go back to 'i like this band' 'no, they're ****e', you humourless bastard.

just for the record, what does a post about bill hicks or song tags have to do with phantomfm?

thedrowner

i am also george w. bush

Kolodny

Saddam Hussein. Oh dear.

incubus

You are:......Tony Blair

"As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power… News flash for you: You're not!"

kitton

damnit!tony blair?story?i deserve someone so much more violent than that!

cournioni

Joe Stalin

beardedchicken

Congratulations! You are the most evil man of all time! Not only did you exterminate millions of Jews and involved the world in the biggest war the world has ever seen, you also convinced the Germans that the perfect human is a tall blue eyed blond when you're a short, dark Austrian yourself! Well done you spiteful little ****!


heh heh

freakofnature

castro... now that's just typical...

shep the malevolent pixie

i'm stallin!!! yaaay!!! go big joe!!!!!!

shEp :cool: