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Jesus, Satan and the Computer

  • 15-04-2002 6:32pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,695 ✭✭✭


    [Got this in the ould e-mail today....]

    Jesus, Satan and the Computer

    Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better at using the computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally, God said:
    "Cool it." I am going to set up a test which will take two hours and it will judge who does the better job."

    So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.
    They moused.
    They did spreadsheets.
    They wrote reports.
    They sent faxes.
    They sent e-mail.
    They sent out e-mail with attachments.
    They downloaded.
    They made cards.
    They did every known task.

    But, ten minutes before the time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, the rain poured, and of course, the electricity went off.

    Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word know in the underworld.

    Jesus just sighed.
    The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically screaming, "It's gone! It's all gone! I lost everything when the power went out!"

    Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all his files from the past two hours. Satan observed this and became even more irate.
    "Wait! He cheated! How did he do it??!!"


    (You'll love the punch line....)


    God just shrugged his shoulders and said to Satan...

    "JESUS SAVES."


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 999 ✭✭✭DrunkLeprachaun


    Funny, and not even offensive. Good.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,698 ✭✭✭✭BlitzKrieg


    You wouldnt be my local priest???



    He told the same joke...




    LOL!!!


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