My Problem (serious)

anon

There is a girl in my maths grinds class that i have a a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggg crush on(no childish chants please),but i dont have the courage to talk to her properly, im going to a disco on saturday and know she'll be there, im going to risk it and go in ****ed out of my head, but could puke on her or say the wronnnnnnng things, i was also considering going into a grind drunk, but i need every grind i can get, so pleas help!!!!

bubbles

Well, first of all stay away from women - nothin but trouble.

What you need is another man who loves you as much as you love him. Ask you best friend out to the disco, in years to come when you get your breast implants you'll look back and see that you made the right decision.

SeP

poor lad
stay away from women
jaysus! <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif&quot; WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">

and dont become gey either, cos then its just as bad <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif&quot; WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">

adra

ah thats awful talk bubbs and SeP!

Anon, risk it for a buscuit!

dont go drunk cause then she wont no what yeer really like.....to coin a phrase BE URESELF!!!

and no going into a grind drunk is not really a good idea...wait til ure last grind ever then go in stoned, drunk and sober!

Scarab

Welcome to my hate list - the list of all things hated and evil (by me and a few guests <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif&quot; WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">. It shall start small and grow with time so keep an eye out as so not to miss anything. I shall return....

3. Homophobes

Either u dont know what a homophobe is or u are jus hipocritical.

anon

aghhhhhh i should have taken your advice adra, i went in ****ed drunk, met her, she said hi and i honestly cant remember what i spurted out at her, some ****e anyway, she probably thinks im a ***** now


*sigh*

bubbles

See, I told ya to go with a Boyfriend. Maybe its not too late...... Go ask a fella out.... Ask SeP, he likes boys <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif&quot; WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">

elexes

@ wa@@ and try to get a girl when you drunk unless she more out of her skull then you your chances are somewhere between 0 and -5 ig you think im wrong adrastea say so . o and one more thing . if she has a boyfriend allready you shouldent of thought of asking her and if she dose and you did ill find out where you live . its not nice to try and steel another girl away from a guy and youll end up hurt

adra

nope elexes ure right there....
anon.....maybe if u went up to her now during the day or summat and said hi,,,act casual like...
if elees is right and she has a vboyf already......well best advice is to leave her be<IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/frown.gif&quot; WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":(">

Dr_Teeth

Anon, you need a cunning plan. <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif&quot; WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">

Since you've already talked to her while drunk (BAD MOVE Dude!!) at least you now have a topic of conversation! As in, go say hi to her, and simply apologise for acting the way you did, explain you were wrecked off your head, and don't remember much of it - make it light-hearted, it was a silly thing to do, etc etc. Ask her if she remembers you doing anything bad and lead on to how her night was, what she did etc - did she enjoy the disco? etc etc. Now if you really did something awful whilst you were drunk, then apologising helps *a lot*. If you didn't and were just acting silly, then apologising raises her estimation of you quite a bit.

Anyways, to progress further, it depends - you could suggest that the whole grinds group go out for food after a class for example, a cunning way to get her and you into a social environment without any pressure. Or just ask her in an off-hand way if she would like to go grab a coffee - your treat, as a way to make up for acting stupid in the nightclub..

Anyways, don't blame me if it all ends in tears.. you mileage may vary.. blah blah..

Teeth.

elexes

well i think you should talk to her again just bring up a conversation . mainly making you a fool of yourself talking about how sorry you were about the other night and try and make her laugh thats always a good sign .

tHE vAGGABOND

Buddy,
Tried and tested method that has worked for med for thousands of years. Get her hammered(costs $ but worth it), you stay slightly less drunk than she is. Bobs yer auntie<IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif&quot; WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">

Chat up lines are all important, homers "maybe its the beer talking..but you got a butt that wont quit" springs to mind. Then again corny sh1te like "have all the stars fallen from heaven into your eyes *puke* " works from a love angle aswell as the humour
angle <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/smile.gif&quot; WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":)">
tHE vAGG(chat up line king)BOND

PS: Its a bit sick and twisted taking love life advice from socially disfuncional people who play computer games 24 hours a day

PPS: as a last resort you could get a virtual girlfriend and a subscription to adultcheck <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/wink.gif&quot; WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=";)">

anon

i suppose youre right vaggabond but hey it worked! am going out with her this saturday

harVey

hey, i think every1 has missed the point here. anon fancies a girl (s)he is doing MATHS grinds with. FFS stop the maths. STOP RIGHT NOW. no wonder your life is a mess.

eh, well thats not rgeat advice but hey, i have nothing else to contribute and the sooner i am not a junior member anymore the better.

harVey

WhiteWashMan

someday my son, you will post as much crap as i have. until then, keep going. your path in life may seem insurmountable and look as if its going nowhere but keep pluggin and postin and some day you will reach the dizzy heights of 200 posts

which reminds me.
ive posted more posts than adra has on her entire board!!!! hahahahahaha
whit(posts'r'us)wash

Hobbes

Just keep watching my counter post-boy <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/tongue.gif&quot; WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT=":P">

Ps. WWMan actually looks like this! --> <IMG SRC="http://lacerta.ucg.ie/boards/wwman.gif&quot; WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15 BORDER=0 ALT="WW)">

adra

ah man heheheee
struff like..ive something like 150 posts....

Shacklebolt

Its strange to think how long boards has been going-I went back to the last page of AH to take a look at the oldest stuff.. I was 8 years old when this thread started. :eek:

trout

DIE ZOMBIE THREAD, DIE, DIE!!!11!!1

Mark200

Madness

brianthebard

Shacklebolt wrote: »

Its strange to think how long boards has been going-I went back to the last page of AH to take a look at the oldest stuff.. I was 8 years old when this thread started. :eek:

You don't belong on the internet. :mad:

TPD

Shacklebolt wrote: »

Its strange to think how long boards has been going-I went back to the last page of AH to take a look at the oldest stuff.. I was 8 years old when this thread started. :eek:

I was nine. Nah Nah-Na Nah Nah! Loser!

Quazzie

I wonder did the OP follow the advice and end up gay. I like to think he is somewhere tied to a bed by a big muttafukka being fed cokk every so often, because thats the way he likes it.

partyatmygaff

wow what an ooooooooolllllllddddddddd thread, i wonder if the OP ever got laid....


guess we'll never know







I was thinking this was a new-ish thread until i seen the ancient HTML tags instead of the bb tags of today.

the_syco

IBL, tbh.

WhiteWashMan wrote: »

someday my son, you will post as much crap as i have.

QFTT!

4zn76tysfajdxp

I was eleven, go me. IBTL

thelordofcheese

Mark200 wrote: »

Madness

SSSPPPPPAAAARRRRTTTAAAA

(also- IBTL)

AlmightyCushion

Shacklebolt wrote: »

Its strange to think how long boards has been going-I went back to the last page of AH to take a look at the oldest stuff.. I was 8 years old when this thread started. :eek:

Please don't bump old threads for no reason.