Mastermind

Mr.Applepie

I think this has been up before but i love this joke and i just got it in an email this morning


Paddy Irishman was the most intelligent man in Ireland. He
was the president of the Irish branch of Mensa, had won a
million pounds on who wants to be a millionaire, and was
Professor of astrophysics at the Paddy Institute of
Technology. One day he was in the pub (as Irishmen do) and
his mates were telling him that he should appear on
Mastermind, the quiz where the most intelligent men on the
planet, show their superior brain power. So he filled in
the forms and sure enough was called up, and over to London
he went to appear on the show. The moment came when he was
called up to the chair, to be questioned.

"Paddy, what is your specialist subject?"

"Irish History"

"Paddy your minute starts now. Who was the leader of the Irish Revolution?"

"Pass"

"In what year was the revolution?"

"Pass"

"How many men died during the Easter Revolution?"
"Pass"

"What was the name of the British informer who helped the rebels?"

"Pass"

All of a sudden his friend stood up in the audience and
roared "Good man Paddy, tell the f*cking English nothing"