Win2000

Monty - the one and only

A bit of information about the new Windows2000....
The following new error messages have been implemented to Windows 2000:

1) Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
2) Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
3) Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
4) Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
5) M.S. VirusScan 1.0 - "Netscape found: Remove it? (Y/Y)"
6) Close your eyes and press escape three times.
7) Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
9) Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic (K)ill yourself.
10) This is a message from God: "Rebooting the universe, please log
off."
11) Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
12) BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.
13) COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup and press any key.
14) CONGRESS.SYS corrupted... Re-boot Washington D.C? (Y/N)
15) File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
16) Bad or missing mouse driver. Spank the cat? (Y/N)
17) Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User!
1 Error reading FAT record. Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)

the celtic tiger

I feel another applause is in order for Monty....A truely jubilant fellow!!!!

Keep up the good work!

(I especially liked the first one)

tct

Asuka

Nice one monty!

excpet that some of them are real...

11) Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
That happens on gateways
cept its press esc
heres are another one...

DSA3581Q.TLA not found: Loading something that looks similar

A

Paladin

Hehe. My sister asked me once: Where is the "any" key?

Lump

LOL, god ye have way to much time on yer hands, Hey btw, Where is the any Key, I've searched every where, and read the manual, I can't find it anywhere

Moving Target

No but seriously folks, MS are considering a new keyboard, one WITH an 'anykey' and an 'OK' key and a 'clickhere' key!! Damn they'll be so complicated the the llamers they're trying to help will be right back at sqaure one.