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An Irish artist

  • 06-04-2002 11:53am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 801 ✭✭✭


    A couple attending an Art exhibition was looking at a portrait that has them a little taken aback. The picture depicts three very black, very naked men sitting on a park bench; two have a black penis and the one in the middle has a pink penis. As the couple is looking somewhat puzzled at the picture, the artist, an Irishman, walks by and says, "Can I help you with this painting? I`m the artist who painted it."
    The man says "Well, we like the painting but don`t understand why you have three African men on a bench, and the one in the middle has a pink penis while the other two have a black penis."
    The artist says, "Oh you are misinterpreting the painting. They`re not African men, they are Irish coal miners and the one in the middle went home for lunch."

    ;)


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 927 ✭✭✭Monkey


    ...not very good


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 722 ✭✭✭Drunk pirate


    Pretty crappy


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,719 ✭✭✭Ruaidhri


    good one :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 112 ✭✭beserker


    not tooooooo bad:)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 722 ✭✭✭Drunk pirate


    I see funnyer things in my ass


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 144 ✭✭frood4t2


    Originally posted by Drunk pirate
    I see funnyer things in my ass

    Well Drunk Pirate, there is nothing funnier than poo, so I too have seen funnier things in my ass!

    Not great, but certainly not bad :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 568 ✭✭✭stu_69


    Originally posted by frood4t2


    Well Drunk Pirate, there is nothing funnier than poo, so I too have seen funnier things in my ass!


    What? You people are weird


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 39 shaw


    hmmm, not tree bad


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,634 ✭✭✭Kolodny


    Cool - But Wolf, I have to ask - you appear to be using a recent joke of mine in your sig and I haven't received a royalities check yet ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,648 ✭✭✭smiles


    hehe. I like...

    << Fio >>


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,079 ✭✭✭Mr.Applepie


    Ah the return of the wolf! Its about time you came back i havent seen any jokes from you in a while


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 452 ✭✭xern


    nice one!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 927 ✭✭✭Monkey


    I didn't know miners went about the place naked, I would've thought they'd generally wear clothes.


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