give more than 100 %

xern

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about
achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

What makes life 100%?

If
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then,
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But,
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And,
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hardwork and knowledge will get you close,
attitude will get you there, but bul*ls*t will put you over the top.

And look how far
A S S K I S S I N G will get you.!!
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%

four_star

you have too much time on your hands if your working out things like that. it is pretty cool though:
masterbate = 13 + 1 + 19 + 20 + 5 + 18 + 2 + 1 + 20 + 5 = 104%

Vikktakkht

still funny... but if you have goit too much tiem on yoru hands Xern.. should have checked out this link first.