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Worst Job in the World?

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  • #2
    Terminator
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 767 ✭✭✭Terminator


    Very funny . Imagine putting on that on your cv ;)

    Speaking of April Fools Day, did anybody visit www.dmoz.org on April 1st - they replaced their logo with microsoft and called it the Microsoft Open Directory calling it a "single clearinghouse for all intellectual property". If you view the home page with Google's cache you'll see what I mean

    Also Craigslist.org started running banner adverts for the day. Class stuff.


  • #3
    leeroybrown
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,563 ✭✭✭leeroybrown


    And on the off chance that they are mad eniough to call you to interview, you'd have to sit there telling them about it while they struggle to keep straight faces.

    Q. How do you feel your past work experience will benefit you in this job?

    A. Well, after giving daily hand-jobs to fully grown bull elephants I feel that no task is too daunting.


  • #4
    phil_h
    Closed Accounts Posts: 49 ✭phil_h


    i wonder how much the average jizz mopper makes?


  • #5
    [CALIBUR]
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,174 ✭✭✭[CALIBUR]


    "The chimpanzees always want to be hugged afterwards. The elephant is the most tricky because of the size of its thing... sometimes I have to use both my arms to tug on it."


    and also....

    "It's because the animals have gotten too used to Binatang coming over every morning to pull them off," said "Many of them now can't be bothered to engage in real sex."


    ROFLMAO


    :D


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