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10 commandments of a teenager

  • 02-04-2002 09:15PM
    #1
    Lisaq
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21 ✭


    10 Commandments of a Teenager!!!

    1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
    (why wait?)
    2)Thou shall not do drugs
    (alcohol last longer)
    3)Thou shall not steel from k-mart.
    (Wal*Mart has a bigger selection)
    4)Thou shall not get arrested for vandalism.
    (destruction has a bigger effect)
    5)Thou shall not steal from thy parents.
    (every-1 knows grandma has more money)
    6)Thou shall not get in fights.
    (just start them)
    7)Thou shall not skip class.
    (just take the whole day off)
    8)Thou shall not strip in class.
    (hooters pays more)
    9)Thou shall not think about having sex.
    (as nike says just do it)
    10)Thou shall not help old ladies cross the street.
    (just leave them in the middle)


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