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Easter Humour

  • 30-03-2002 12:23am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,604 ✭✭✭


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    After the egg hunt on Easter Sunday, the young farm boy
    decided to play a prank. He went to the chicken coop and
    replaced every single egg with a brightly coloured one.

    A few minutes later the rooster walked in saw all the
    coloured eggs, then stormed outside and killed the peacock

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    It's Rotten being an Egg !

    * You only get laid once.

    * You only get eaten once.

    * It takes you three minutes to get hard.

    * The only person who sits on your face is your mother.

    * You come in a box with eleven other guys!!!

    * You get tossed in the trash when they're finished with you.


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