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lawyers

  • 01-02-2000 6:58pm
    #1
    Monty - the one and only
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,274 ✭✭✭


    Did you hear the terrible tragedy of the busload of lawyears leaping a siderail and crashing down into the canoyon.There were several empty seats!!
    -Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?
    -No
    -Good!

    -How DO you save a drowning lawyer?
    -Throw him a rock

    If it wasnt for lawyers we wouldnt need them!



Comments

  • #2
    Maximilian
    Legal Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 5,400 Mod ✭✭✭✭Maximilian


    I must object to these kind of offensive so-called jokes.


  • #3
    Asuka
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,507 ✭✭✭Asuka


    heh smile.gif

    I think theyre vaguely amusing, but then I'm not a lawyer smile.gif


  • #4
    Hot-Ice
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44 ✭Hot-Ice


    hehe if it wasn't for u monty i would of died of boredum along time aga. smile.gifsmile.gifsmile.gifsmile.gifsmile.gifsmile.gifsmile.gifsmile.gif( smile.gifsmile.gifsmile.gifsmile.gifsmile.gifsmile.gifsmile.gifsmile.gifsmile.gifsmile.gifsmile.gifsmile.gifsmile.gifsmile.gifsmile.gifsmile.gifsmile.gifsmile.gifsmile.gifsmile.gifsmile.gifsmile.gifsmile.gifsmile.gif


  • #5
    Swinga
    Closed Accounts Posts: 40 ✭Swinga


    What's the difference between a lawyer and a fish??

    One is a bottom feeding scum sucker, and the other is a fish.


  • #6
    El_Presidente
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,484 ✭✭✭El_Presidente


    I say hurrah for lawyers!

    Could you imagine a world without lawyers?

    /me imagines all the people of the world skipping along and holding hands in peace and unity.

    /me shivers.


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  • #7
    Maximilian
    Legal Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 5,400 Mod ✭✭✭✭Maximilian


    Disgusting prospect, is it not?


  • #8
    Lump
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    Lawers are great, No get sense, lawers are crap. What IM a lawer no IM not its in my head LOL tongue.gif

    John


  • #9
    Maximilian
    Legal Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 5,400 Mod ✭✭✭✭Maximilian


    um.....


    ?


  • #10
    Monty - the one and only
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,274 ✭✭✭Monty - the one and only


    Eh, Lump what the hell are talking about???


  • #11
    Stephen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,484 ✭✭✭✭Stephen


    Don't mind him - he's mad redface.gif I know this from real-life...


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  • #12
    El_Presidente
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,484 ✭✭✭El_Presidente


    "Real Life" is over rated.

    "Thats why your the judge and I'm the .. .law... talkin ... guy."


  • #13
    Lump
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    I was going to write something that made sense, but then I decided that I wouldn't, so there you go tongue.gif

    John


  • #14
    Stephen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,484 ✭✭✭✭Stephen


    Fair enough then smile.gif
    - Munch
    - Visit The Fortress


  • #15
    the celtic tiger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 842 ✭✭✭the celtic tiger


    I have nothing really interesting to say on the msubject except...."ANDY......STOP USING SIMPSONS MATERIAL!!!!!!"
    that is all.
    tct


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