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God Bless political correctness

  • 08-02-2000 9:16pm
    #1
    TwoShedsJackson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,438 ✭✭✭


    Love these new job titles that are knocking around nowadays: Virgin Megastore currently has an opening for a 'Loss Prevention Operative', like Security Guard/Thug just wouldn't do the job justice smile.gif

    Best ever was one I saw in London for 'Contract Engineer to Maintain Personnel Access Chambers' i.e. a bloke who checks manhole covers and tunnels smile.gif


Comments

  • #2
    SHADOW
    Closed Accounts Posts: 768 ✭✭✭SHADOW


    Wot about

    'Visual Engineer' for a window washer
    I sh*t you not!!
    smile.gif
    hehe



  • #3
    the celtic tiger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 842 ✭✭✭the celtic tiger


    NOTE:....ABOVE...SCRUBBER SPELT WRONG

    shame...shame on thy!!!!!!


    tct


  • #4
    Maximilian
    Legal Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 5,400 Mod ✭✭✭✭Maximilian


    political correctness is for women and faggots IMHO


  • #5
    MarVin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17 ✭MarVin


    America = Political Correctness
    Ireland = Blunt, Honest TRUTH

    True example:
    "wot do u think of my new green dress"
    America - "I think u look lovely in it"
    Ireland - "Gawd u look like a bus in that"
    smile.gif
    Or is that tact... tongue.gif

    Gwan Ireland.. sunglasses.gif
    If I woz any Cooler, I'd be GOD!!


  • #6
    Swinga
    Closed Accounts Posts: 40 ✭Swinga


    You bloody fücking descrimanative *******! hehe...have you even been to the god damned united states of america, land of opression and home of the brave?? NO! I THOUGHT NOT. ever met a valley girl?? they'll tell you exactly what they think of that bloody dress....THAT IT'S UGLIER THAN DEATH!


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  • #7
    El_Presidente
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,484 ✭✭✭El_Presidente


    Or domestic engineer for toilot scruber smile.gif


  • #8
    El_Presidente
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,484 ✭✭✭El_Presidente


    So Marvin, have you checked this with every single person claiming to be Irish or American because it sounds suspicusly like a Sterotype.


  • #9
    the celtic tiger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 842 ✭✭✭the celtic tiger


    Top o' tha mornin' to ya laddy!

    tct


  • #10
    Steven
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭Steven


    Has anyone in the history of Irish culture ever said "faith and begorrah" who wasn't takin the p*ss out of an american show? sunglasses.gif


  • #11
    pat kenny
    Closed Accounts Posts: 725 ✭✭✭pat kenny


    Manufacturer of key items in artifisial incemination process needed.
    Must be skilled and HARD working.

    con



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  • #12
    Hecate
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,518 ✭✭✭Hecate


    in the states they call employees 'Knowledge Assests' now smile.gif


  • #13
    Lump
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    Its true, Irish are just blunt, yes all of us, and Americans are stupid, yes all of them tongue.gif

    John


  • #14
    MarVin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17 ✭MarVin


    Gwan Lump

    Dats wot I'm talking bout...

    Course I woodn't want to further the 'Society of Stereotyping and Sweeping Generalisation' or anything...
    tongue.gif


    If I woz any Cooler, I'd be GOD!!


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