rick wallace.. be his friend

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

http://www.skylab.org/~plumpy/rick/rickspage/index.html

billy the squid

How many girlfriends I've ever had: 0
How many dates I've ever been on: 0
How many times I've been kissed by a girl: 0
How many times I've been hugged by a girl: 0
How many times I've ever held a girl's hand: 0
How many times a girl has ever asked me to sit with her at assembly: 0
How many times a girl has ever asked me to sit with her at vespers: 0
How many times a girl has ever asked me to sit with her at the cafeteria: 0
How many times a girl has ever asked me to sit with her at all: 0
How many times a girl has ever said 'Hello' to me: 0
How many times a girl has ever smiled at me: 0
How many girls have ever wanted to associate themselves with me: 0
How many girls probably even care: 0

I DEMAND a recount

god if i were a gurl would go for him in a second

Christ is this for real???

Da_Kid

MYTH: The reason Rick Wallace doesn't smile is because he's mean.
FACT: The reason Rick Wallace doesn't smile is because he's never had any friends and is desperately lonely. In short, Rick Wallace has NO REASON to smile.

MYTH: If I try and talk to Rick Wallace, he'll "bite my head off"!
FACT: If you try and talk to Rick Wallace, he'll be your friend for life!

....mwhahahahahahaha!!! ...phukin brilliant...

WhiteWashMan

i mailed him and he said i was his friend.
and now he wont leave me alone.

bloody stalkers......

The Sweeper

Originally posted by WhiteWashMan
i mailed him and he said i was his friend.
and now he wont leave me alone.

bloody stalkers......

You know WWM, if I were you I'd try and see someone about this problem, I mean, how can one person have so many stalkers...

There must be something - ointment or something that you can get for it...

Pepe LeFrits

LOL

Belisarius

jesus , I didnt know If I should laugh or feel sorry for him

but I laughed anyway

billy the squid

Maybe we could send him osamas phone number

WhiteWashMan

Originally posted by Minesajackdaniels



You know WWM, if I were you I'd try and see someone about this problem, I mean, how can one person have so many stalkers...

There must be something - ointment or something that you can get for it...

jesus!
leave me alone!

BuffyBot

Originally posted by Belisarius
jesus , I didnt know If I should laugh or feel sorry for him

but I laughed anyway

Yes, I laughed too....that is just strange and slightly surreal.

It has to be real, it's to bad to be made up:D

PiE

8. Let's say a girl were to ask you out...Would she have to worry about being rejected?
Answer: No!!! If a girl were to ask me out, I would instantaneously respond with 'YES!!!':) Note: If any girl should happen to be reading this...I'm on my knees begging you, PLEASE HELP ME!!!

Ah jayus, someone send him a link to that Russian Brides website or something

PiE

http://www.skylab.org/~plumpy/rick/

Suddenly I don't think it's real...

smoke.me.a.kipper

teehee. very funny.

The Sweeper

Originally posted by WhiteWashMan


jesus!
leave me alone!

Not until you return my grey woolly jumper...

I didn't e-mail rick.
He has too many friends now...
Besides flights to and from the states are so cheap , now I'd be afraid He'd come and visit:eek:
Whitewashman he'll be over to see you:D
mm

Irish_Ranger_IR

lol....