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my sig

  • 14-03-2002 4:45pm
    #1
    ayatollah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,234 ✭✭✭


    vote now

    which should be removed from my sig?? - the one with the lowest vote shall remain!!!! 28 votes

    A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
    0% 0 votes
    Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something...
    17% 5 votes
    My girlfiend said to me in bed last night' 'you're a pervert' I said, 'that's a big word for a girl of nine'.
    10% 3 votes
    Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved one because they're the devil.
    39% 11 votes
    When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me
    17% 5 votes
    You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life
    7% 2 votes
    My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often.
    7% 2 votes


Comments

  • #2
    Irish_Ranger_IR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 730 ✭✭✭Irish_Ranger_IR


    maybe loose all of them and use 1 decient one !!!!!


    emmm...like...emmm..mine?


  • #3
    azezil
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭azezil


    keep the computer one the rest suck :p


  • #4
    Terminator
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 764 ✭✭✭Terminator


    "my girlfriend says I'm a pervert" makes me laugh every time

    I know I'm truly evil :(


  • #5
    Bard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,309 ✭✭✭✭Bard


    this poll should be multiple choice.


  • #6
    Monty - the one and only
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,274 ✭✭✭Monty - the one and only


    use 1 of the above...


    any more posts that I see from you on this board will have the signature removed...

    I did warn you both by pm and by posting over a week ago.


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  • #7
    elexes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,471 ✭✭✭elexes


    tis all gud .


  • #8
    walt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 148 ✭✭walt


    u are a bit of an ass, aint ya? yore sig be wayyyy tooo long mistar ass


  • #9
    The Sweeper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,658 ✭✭✭✭The Sweeper


    Drop the lot and replace with

    "I am a legend in my own mind"


  • #10
    Dustaz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,046 ✭✭✭Dustaz


    remove it all. none of it is particularly interesting.


  • #11
    WhiteWashMan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,099 ✭✭✭✭WhiteWashMan


    its all plagerism anyway....


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  • #12
    Dr. Loon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,522 ✭✭✭Dr. Loon


    Judging by the votes, there seems to be alot of sick minded people on boards. Scumbags.


  • #13
    Hobbes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,264 ✭✭✭✭Hobbes


    put instructions in your sig to tell people to turn off sigs.


  • #14
    po0k
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,817 ✭✭✭✭po0k


    heheh :)

    Drop the 'girlfriend' and the 'mother/sister sex' thing.
    Just tasteless and not funny. A child in 4h class might be slightly amused by it, but I question the maturity of anyone older.


  • #15
    amp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    it's all plagerism anyway.


  • #16
    strat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,005 ✭✭✭strat


    a big far :rolleyes: for u ayatollah


  • #17
    Irish_Ranger_IR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 730 ✭✭✭Irish_Ranger_IR


    when does voting end ?


  • #18
    ayatollah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,234 ✭✭✭ayatollah


    Tuesday!!!


  • #19
    Dr. Loon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,522 ✭✭✭Dr. Loon


    Originally posted by ayatollah
    Tuesday!!!

    Now that's fúckin rediculous... that's another 4 days...Just sort your poxy sig out swift :mad:


  • #20
    Terminator
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 764 ✭✭✭Terminator


    Yeah - this isn't zimbabwe - polling usually ends on the same day


  • #21
    MASTER BLASTER
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9 ✭MASTER BLASTER


    Sigs are crap why would u want the same boring message coming up everytime u post


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  • #22
    Karl Hungus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    Originally posted by MASTER BLASTER
    Sigs are crap why would u want the same boring message coming up everytime u post

    That's going to be in someone's sig before the night is out!


  • #23
    Monty - the one and only
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,274 ✭✭✭Monty - the one and only


    ayatollah

    You will do modify your sig before tuesday...as for the poll its pretty clear as to the result. Its finished now.


  • #24
    n.catenthusiast
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 286 ✭✭n.catenthusiast


    use them all-just rotate them periodically

    it's a real tough decision to make, but give it long and serious thought. (irony)


  • #25
    ayatollah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,234 ✭✭✭ayatollah


    thank you all for voting!!!!


  • #26
    Terminator
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 764 ✭✭✭Terminator


    I demand a recount :rolleyes:


  • #27
    ayatollah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,234 ✭✭✭ayatollah


    the poll was supervised in a fair and impartial manner - by my family - and if you have any questions regarding the outcome - my security personel will be more than happy to discuss it with you in a dark ally of their choosing!!!


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