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Top five homicides

  • 04-02-2000 10:58pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11


    >HERE THEY ARE>>>THE ONES YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR

    5. Jay Newton was killed after a co-worker at Sea World in Florida
    >dropped a 20 tonne killer whale on him. The whale had been hoisted out
    >of his tank by a Master Tonne Crane, when the victim swam underneath to
    >inspect the harness. His colleague, Brian Hartley, released the whale,
    >crushing the victim instantly (and emptying a quarter of the water from
    >the pool).
    >
    >4. Carl Densinter, 34 years old, was killed by a fellow worker trying
    >to prove a point. The worker, San Amote Pet, disconnected the internal
    >landing gear settings on a Boeing 747 test plane (the plane's gear
    >automatically retracts after take off). But come landing time, the
    >landing
    >gear wouldn't re-engage. The helpless Densinter couldn't do a
    >thing as the plane eventually ran out of fuel. In an attempt at an
    >emergency
    >landing, the 747 exploded and Densinter was killed instantly.
    >
    >3. Mary Dridely, Joseph Coles and Haven Gillies were killed as they
    >walked past a New York apartment building. David Smee, aged 7, and his 6
    >year old sister were left alone in their 27th floor hotel room by their
    >parents as they went to the hotel's gaming room. Bored, the kids though
    >it would be fun to try to squish the "ant looking things on the foot
    >path below" (people). They started by throwing fruit, then quickly
    >graduated
    >to chairs, televisions, even the drawers from the bedroom dresser.
    >
    >2. Conrad Middleton, 26 years old, was killed by his twin brother
    >Brian after a disagreement over who should take the family home after
    >their parents passed away. Conrad had a nasal problem and had no sense
    >of smell. After the argument, Brian stormed out of the house, then snuck
    >back later, and turned on the three gas taps in the house, filling it
    >with gas. He then left out a box of cigars, a lighter and a note saying,
    >"Sorry for the spree, have a puff on me. Brian."
    >Conrad promptly lit a cigar, destroying the house and himself in the
    >process.
    >
    >1. Gail Queens, 23 years old, was killed by her zookeeper boyfriend
    >Matthew Kellaway after she refused sex. He 'invited her' to the zoo to
    >see the lions feeding, and at feeding time led her into a room that had
    >a large slide away panel. He explained to her that it was a large glass
    >viewing window to watch the lions devour their prey. He 'ducked out for
    >a quick smoke' and locked her in the room. Suddenly the slide away panel
    >opened to reveal many people staring at her.
    >She was just about to yell and tell them that they were on the wrong
    >side of the glass when she realised that it was her on the wrong side.
    >Another panel opened and three hungry lions were let into the pen. Gail
    >survived for two days in hospital before dying of massive internal
    >injuries.

    {CsS] Princess


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,507 ✭✭✭Asuka


    Good job raffaela smile.gif


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭Steven


    This one's bloody hilarious, here goes.
    A man, who had given up on life, climbed to the top of his apartment building to commit suicide. He dived off the building, was shot in the stomach and landed in some netting. ROFL. A few floors down, a man was having an argument with his wife. This man was in the habit of firing his shotgun out the window, and the poor netting bound man was shot in the stomach on the way down and was dead before he stopped falling. That's the funniest one of all time. It has to be sunglasses.gif


    [This message has been edited by Steven (edited 11-02-2000).]


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,274 ✭✭✭Monty - the one and only


    It also happened to be the couples Son who was shot.The mother had cut off his allowance, As a way to get her with out getting in to trouble he loaded his fathers gun. He had gotten ****ed off waiting for the arguement to happen so he decided to kill himself.

    althought he got himself in the strangest of ways
    A true Darwin.

    smile.gif


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