personal request form

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Personal Favor Application Form


All persons aspiring to take delivery of a personal favor from ____________________________, “The Desired Favor Performer,” are required to submit this form, in quadruplicate, no fewer than 48 hours prior to the desired point in time where the personal favor, if approved, may or may not occur.


Favor Information:

Requester Name: ___________________________________________

Requester Title: ____________________________________________

I request permission to take delivery of a personal favor from The Desired Favor Performer on:

Date: _______/_______/_______
Day Month Year

Time: _________ am / pm (circle ONE only)

Type of Personal Favor: (check ONE only)

____ Borrow Money ____ Water Plants ____ Co-Sign Loan

____ Watch My Stuff ____ Corroborate Lie ____ Endure My Presence

____ Baby/Pet-Sit ____ House-Sit ____ Write Recommendation

____ Wait for Me ____ Borrow Car ____ Drive Me Somewhere

____ Swap Spouse ____ Impregnate Me ____ Donate Bone Marrow

____ Collect My Mail ____ Stop Doing That ____ Pretend To Like Me

____ Other: ____________________________________________________


Estimated Duration of Favor Performance: ________ minutes, ________ seconds


I can reciprocate the favor by offering the following: ____________________________________

_____________________________________________________________________________


If necessary, I am willing to pay The Desired Favor Performer $____________ for this favor.


Requester Acknowledgement:
I acknowledge that my application for a personal favor from The Desired Favor Performer is not without its inherent selfishness. I further acknowledge that The Desired Favor Performer has far better things to do, and will very likely refuse my application. I agree not to question the final decision of the Desired Favor Performer, nor to re-submit my application until at least three (3) calendar months have passed.



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Signature of Requester Date







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