St. Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland

Bard

What a corny "e-card"

Don't you just hate the word "e-card"?

ayatollah

check out this one

and this

Bard

Originally posted by ayatollah

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something...

My girlfiend said to me in bed last night' 'you're a pervert' I said, 'that's a big word for a girl of nine'.

Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved one because they're the devil.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.

Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.

You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older.

Little things like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.

My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often.

It may feature a groovy Jesus animation, but surely that is THE SIG FROM HELL!!!

ayatollah

ok!!

i know it's a savage of a sig - so which ones will i remove from it???

Frank Grimes

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing

You should probably get rid of that one, you don't want people thinking you're a nerd or anything like that.

flyz

Originally posted by ayatollah




Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something...

This one

My girlfiend said to me in bed last night' 'you're a pervert' I said, 'that's a big word for a girl of nine'.

and this

Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved one because they're the devil.

don't understand this one so get rid it this too

Little things like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.

My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often.

and this one too

Bard

Originally posted by ayatollah
ok!!

i know it's a savage of a sig - so which ones will i remove from it???

practically all of it (please)