The Simpsons

harVee

Sky one just had their viewers choice favourite simpsons ever thingy.
number one was the one where the kids get put on a curfew.
i think that that is a disgrace.
so while every other forum has a greatest ever poll, here the one for the simpsons. i'm goin for the baseball one with daryl strawberry. funny as shlt
harVey

TwoShedsJackson

I think you may find that Sky are very keen on these so-called 'Viewer's Polls', cos it gives them another excuse to show yet again an episode of The Simpsons that they have already shown 83,000,000 times.

Thank fu<k its the best and funniest thing that has ever come out of the States, otherwise I might be quite sick of seeing it by now.

SantaHoe

I have to say one of my faverourite episodes (of many) has to be the Haloween Special where the Evil Krusty doll is trying to kill Homer.
Also anything featuring Mr.Burns is dead funny

Stephen

...smmmmmmmiiitherrrs....

SantaHoe

Barney: Hey, aren't you the guy everybody hates?
Mr.Burns: Why no... I'm Monty Burns.

SPACE COWBOY

Lisa "Dad how would you like it if you were killed and your ivory turned into piano keys"

Homer "I'd like that fine , who would'nt like it, to be part of the music scean"

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rat

now that network 2 or starting to show
recent episodes you get to see all the bits sky one cut out.

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harVee

yeah like arnold schwarzneggarsladkfhsadl blowing the sh1t out of the audience
nice

Monty - the one and only

Excellent

Monty - the one and only

I personlly thought that the Jerry Springer pi$$ take was hilarious(in one of the holloween specials)

Radovar

The Sexual Harassment Episode or the Power Sauce one ... HAHAHA ...

Cola... Pox Rox... See You in Hell, CANDY BOYS !

This Just In... Homer Sleeps Nude In Oxygen Tent Which He Believes Gives Him Sexual Powers!

Grandpa: Ok, I Can Explain Everything... (Runs Away)

Mind you my favourite Simpsons bit ever is Homer watching Twin Peaks, where the guy is dancing with the horse. I just couldn't get that out of my head for a week.

Hecate

My personal choice would be the movementarians episode. That na na na na leader chant just cracks me up

Other highlights include mr. burns attempt at his own cult, including a muscle man/blonde god outfit, collasal statues and the token ss stormtroopers. Abandoned in favour of special K

El_Presidente

Are we not forgetting the Hank Scorpio episode?

I laughed so hard milk came out my nose and I wasn't even drinking milk!

Jak

Scorpio was class - "Ok Homer i understand - You want to be with your family. But hey if you could kill a few people on your way out that'd be a great help"

Powersauce was also great ..

but the one where Homer starts bootlegging beer under prohibition was one of the best

Marge: Homer! Are you running an illegal alcohol operation from our Basement?!

Homer: Marge .... I'm not gonna lie to you.

pause - (Homer walks out the door)


Class.

Canaboid

Movementarians:

Otto and Barney have just got married,

Otto - "Remember our agreement - I'm the man"
Barney - "You're the man"

Canaboid

How about asking the man that matters.
Matt Groenings' top ten
http://www.milpool.com/info/interviews/groening2.shtml

Draco

The episode where they goto Japan and on the way back, the pilot announcing "We seem to be experencing some slight Godzilla related Turbulence..." Truely bizarre and resparking my interest in the show after my house mate killed it off by insisting on watching every Simpsons episode that was on even if we seen it a billion times before.

Kali

"why am i mr. sparkle?"
hahaha

i reckon the one with the psycho chilli is pretty good
"see you in hell space coyote!"

Slosh

That one with the washing machine and the dryer racing in Moes...

TwoShedsJackson

Aye Slosh, I nearly pi$$ed meself when I saw that. Also when Homer orders room service when he's on a company trip, and Burns has a big buzzer in his office and sends gargoyles after him

Stephen

...and the gargoyles jump out Burns' window and fall to their death

Radovar

I Know you are but what am I?

A Garbage Man.

I Know you are but what am I?

A Garbage Man.

I Know you are but what am I?

A Garbage Man.

Takes one to know one!

Checkmate!

WhiteWashMan

you just got citric acid in my eye.......

you'll pay for this springfield

Excelsior

There was one that sticks in my mind, Lisa and Bart doing their homework on the floor and watching theweather forecast and the presenter garuntees snow the next day. Bart hurls his copybooks into the fire trusting he was a "trained professional". The meterologist goes on to plug his public appearances. Excellent.
Next morning Lisa cons him into believing it has snowed. He legs it outside to be confronted by a dry day and Nelson, who says "Nice pjs Simpson, who bought the for you? YOur mom"
Bart: "Of course, who else would?"

SPACE COWBOY

Barts not alowed to go to the Itchy and Scrachy movie so he lowers his shorts and shows his ass to Homer and says,

Bart " go on Homer give me a good spanking"
Homer " Don't point that thing at me"

Radovar

Toot on boy ! Toot on !

pat kenny

Lisa "why isnt mom coming home"
Homer "ah Lisa your mom has a carrier now, shes a slot jockey".

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elexes

no the best one was where cartman was the poliece man . no waight thats southpart


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Excelsior

definitely You Only Move Twice, where Homer works for Hank Scorpio, "Oh, it's in the Hammock district"

WhiteWashMan

the lemon tree
thats my fav

'sounds like springfield has a disapline problem...'
'yeah, maybe thats why we beat them in football nearly half the time'

or

after bart writes springfield sucks on the cliff face
'his can control is excellent'
'yes, and with that haircut he looks like one of the beatles'

Monty - the one and only

There's the truth and there's the "truth"

Lemmy

Exactly.....

Lemmy

doh !

Hecate

dr. collusus, forget what episode this was, the guy tries to use his extending boots to escape from prison but ends up crashing into the ceiling instead, amidst manical laughter

Wiggum: "your free to leave, but no going back to death mountain"

Dr. collusus: "But all my stuff is there!"

pure class

Lucifer 2

no, dig up stupid!

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Hobbes

The one where Homer ends up in the 3rd dimension. (halloween special).

Or where they visit Austrailia.

Coffee
Beer?
Coffee
Beer!
COF-FEE
BE-ER

Radovar

Another oldish one I saw on Network 2 there a week ago was the Dental Plan. I didn't realise it was so full of just brilliant bits. Like when Homer agrees to quit the union and starts walking in circles on the ground going ' Wooohohoooohoo ' HAAHAAH.

Or Whacking Day which was on yesterday...

Hey kids how was school?

I got expelled.

Thats great... (drinks duff)... mmm beer... WHAT !?!

HAHAHA... Just got the Talkin Softball song from the baseball episode credits...

' Ken Griffeys grotesquely swollen jaw, Steve Sax and his run in with the law... '

HAHAHAHA

WhiteWashMan

the time when homer said 'doh!'

the celtic tiger

For me the greatest episode ever was the same as el pres's...the on where they moved to cyprus creek....

WENDEL; I start fires!
other kid: I'm from canada...they think i'm slow...eeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh!

The greatest..funniest bit ever in any episode was Homers ingenius idea to get backstage at the u2 concert. he walks calmly up to the door and says "POTATO MAN". The guards say "where in hell have you been" and let him in. BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

tct

El_Presidente

What about...

"The story you about to hear is true and by true I mean false. Its all lies, but their entertaining lies and in the end isn't that the real truth. The answer is... no."

SantaHoe

The one where Homer gets the free tampoline.

"mampoline!... trampampoline!....Trampoline!"

Homer speeds off down the road, ramming another car saying
"oh no you don't, that trampoline is MINE!"

Another funny part in that episode was when everyone was hurting themselves on it.
Especialy when 'Otto' breaks his back!

LMAO


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bubbles

saxamophone

El_Presidente

This post really could go on forever couldnt it?

TwoShedsJackson

When Burns puts the solar shade over Springfield in the episode where he gets shot

'since the beginning of time, mankind has yearned to destroy the sun!!'

Asuka

Far too long...
But the best episode evr was the one where Bart wants to jump over Sprinfield Gorge on his skateboard and Homer does it instead
Classic

A

Blitzkrieger

The beer baron one has to be the best.


Banner: "I'll find you beer baron."

Homer: "No you won't"

Banner: "Yes, I will."

Homer: "No you won't."

Oh, and the one with Apu's eight babies.

"Apu! You can't go with him. You don't even know who he is!"

"Who cares! There's only one of him!"



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SantaHoe

Or where Homer wants to gain 61Lbs to get on disability benefit.
"Fat don't fail me now!"

Monty - the one and only

The one where Bart shakes Homers beer in a paint mixer. Homer goes in to a coma and remembers the bad times.

Homer "doh! doh! doh! doh! doh! doh! doh! doh! doh! doh! doh! doh! doh! doh! doh! doh! doh! doh! doh! doh! doh! doh! doh! doh! doh! doh! doh! doh!"

Think thats all of 'em

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Steven

Doh. Nuts. Mmmm, doughnuts