Having a bad day? Just remember, it could be worse.....

Isegrim · 04-03-2002 11:00am #1

Having a bad day? Just remember, it could be worse.....
(Taken from a Florida Newspaper)

1.      The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon
Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most
expensively saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers
and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale
ate them both.

2.      A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room to
a carpenter in order to nag him constantly and study his reactions.
After weeks of needling, he snapped and beat her with an ax leaving her
mentally retarded.

3.      A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking
frantically with what looked like a wire running from his waist
towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current
she whacked him with a handy plank of wood by the back door, breaking his
arm in two places.
Until that moment he had been happily listening to his Walkman.

4.      Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of
sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly the pigs,
all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded
trampling the two hapless protesters to death.

And finally.......

5.      Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage on a
letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it.
Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.

Your day's not so bad, is it?

Gordon · 04-03-2002 11:11am

I can't believe no. 5 surely not??!!

I'm going to bomb you now... here's my address just in case you need to ask any questions later on etc

Very funny though