The story of the chicken and the horse

Monty - the one and only

A horse and a chicken living on a farm for several years had become good friends. One day as the horse and chicken were walking through a field, the horse fell into some quicksand. In terror the horse cried out to the chicken "go get some help quick!" The chicken said "okay I'll get the farmer!" So the chicken ran back towards the farm, and searched everywhere, but the farmer was nowhere to be found. Unsure of what to do the chicken looked around and found a mercedes, belonging to a person from the city who had come out to visit the farmer. Quickly the chicken grabbed a lenght of rope, jumped in the mercedes, and sped off to save the horse. The chicken threw the rope to the horse and told him to tie the rope around his body as the chiken tied the other end to the mercedes. Once the rope was secured, the chicken jumped back into the mercedes and stepped on the gas, pulling the horse safely from the quicksand. The chicken had saved the horses life. A few days later they were walking in the same field and the chicken fell into quicksand. At first the horse was shocked, but realized that the quicksand that the chicken had fallen into was very small, so the horse stretched out across the quicksand. The horse looked down at the chicken and said "grab onto my (insert choice word)", the chicken did so and the horse pulled him free of the quicksand. The horse had saved the chicken. Each had showed that they were good friends.

The moral of the story is:

If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a mercedes to pick up chicks.

Stephen

Fu(kin' excellent

El_Presidente

Asuka

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