what are your favourite chat up line???

Captain Janway · 21-02-2002 2:23pm #1

Preferably ones that work.

Zero · 21-02-2002 3:49pm

its JANEway, jésus i dont even watch the show

ButcherOfNog · 21-02-2002 3:54pm

Originally posted by Captain Janway
Preferably ones that work.

"hi, do you want to see my scars?"

Morpheus · 21-02-2002 4:29pm

gooiest ever.... (i tried it... crash and burn)
if you were a tear in my eye, i wouldnt cry for fear of losing you!

stupidest ever....
Grab your coat, uv pulled

That dress looks great on you, it'd look better on my bedroom floor tho!

2 approaches tried by me and a mate on the same girl same night, guess who got lucky!

mate walked up to girl... Sooo....... *pause* (awkward silence went on for ages, background music was boom boom boom, not even at a slow set!!!) she looked at him strangely as he thoughtfully gazed at a disco ball and contemplated his half empty pint while waiting for a reply, she promptly left and went to the bar.

Wherein i made my move! I was at the bar, she was beside me, barman says, "Waddya want buddy?"

I said, "let the lovely lady go first" *the hook* while smiling at her
get a blushing smile from her in return

she orders and turns and says "thanks" *the line*

I said, "I wouldnt be a gentleman if i didnt let u go first?" *the sinker*

believe me, women love this approach, make them feel important to you!!! its a players secret weapon, not many lads are polite like that anymore, they usually bump off her on the dancefloor and slobber all over her while trying to grope her and hold their pint upright and dance

Anyway, got talking, got a laugh, got a name, got a number, texted her, met her on the train the next monday(just so happens she gets the same one as me to work every day) the rest is history and shes my girlfriend for 4 months now.

PS
this "at the bar" gig has worked 3 times for me now, so its not so bad, u just need something to remark about and a wee bit of brass balls!! (or an aftershock or 2 works equally as well)

PPS dont ever go out with someone u work with!!! *ouch* dont go out with 2 u work with either!!

*crunch* *smash* *crack* *ouch!*

azezil · 21-02-2002 4:39pm

"Hi" and then let my looks do the rest.. works quite well for me

Dustaz · 21-02-2002 4:48pm

Originally posted by azezil - Science fiction andFantasy God
"Hi" and then let my looks do the rest.. works quite well for me

azezil · 21-02-2002 5:05pm

lol

well spotted Dustaz

azezil · 21-02-2002 5:30pm

Believe what you will ... fact remains i'm every womans fantasy

El_Presidente · 21-02-2002 6:03pm

Hi there, I'm not the best looking guy in this room but I'm the only one talking to you.

Pepe LeFrits · 21-02-2002 6:52pm

Somehow i don't think "i'm every womans fantasy" and "Sci-Fi & Fantasy God" can go together az

If they really do tho, fair play

Karl Hungus · 21-02-2002 7:05pm

Oooh. Lets see.

"That's a lovely mohawk you have there."
Unfortunatly, although she was quite flattered, she was taken already.

SheroN · 21-02-2002 7:07pm

"nice face, wanna come back to my place so i can cum on it?"

Ronan|Raven · 21-02-2002 7:57pm

Hi A/S/L?

Hobbes · 21-02-2002 8:19pm

Originally posted by Ronan|Raven
Hi A/S/L?

r u f irl?

:rolleyes:

Ask open ended questions.

Monkey · 21-02-2002 8:50pm

"Hi A/S/L?" don't get out very often, do you?

Morpheus · 21-02-2002 10:48pm

Originally posted by Monkey
"Hi A/S/L?" don't get out very often, do you?

i Laffed sooo much at this one, i almost pissed mysefl!

ASL!!! what a line! thing is works as a txt msg too! lol oh yeah... have to get her number first! *stumped!*

I still prefer the old "let the nice looking lady go first" at the bar, unless ur really drunk then its , *headbut her* "f*ck off bitchhha, i HIC!* whoops.... waz ere first, now givis a dwink hic!*:p

Tazz T · 21-02-2002 11:04pm

Wanna come back to my place?

I've got ADSL.

billy the squid · 22-02-2002 3:50am

"how would you like to be buried with MY people?"

Irish_Ranger_IR · 22-02-2002 9:18am

Originally posted by Monkey
"Hi A/S/L?" don't get out very often, do you?

Whats A/S/L ????

eddhorse · 22-02-2002 9:26am

260posts and u dont know what age/sex/location is .........tut tut
i thought is was just the newbies that didnt know, suppose its whatever u do on the net

The Sweeper · 22-02-2002 9:52am

Originally posted by Tazz T
Wanna come back to my place?

I've got ADSL.

Get your coat, you've pulled...

Zero · 22-02-2002 11:19am

Originally posted by Morphéus

I still prefer the old "let the nice looking lady go first" at the bar

..........

Shiminay · 22-02-2002 11:27am

A good one a friend of mine has used successfully on countless occasions is:
Would you dance with a stranger?
If Yes, dance
If No then....
Then my name's *****
*bing*

Of course, you could be like Trojan and pull the "Viking Manouver" and just grab and kiss till they slap or agree to head home with you

Clinical Waste · 22-02-2002 11:28am

stupidest ever....
Grab your coat, you've pulled

Actually, this is my favorite quote too.
But only because a nice girly DID use it on me once.

(yeah...

....and it worked)

Monty - the one and only · 22-02-2002 11:47am

Originally posted by Morphéus

PPS dont ever go out with someone u work with!!! *ouch* dont go out with 2 u work with either!! *crunch* *smash* *crack* *ouch!*

hmm unlike you, I learnt why not to do that the first time....doing it twice is just asking for trouble...and alot of pain

Dustaz · 22-02-2002 12:26pm

Originally posted by Tazz T
Wanna come back to my place?

I've got ADSL.

Thats my line taz:)

and incredidibly enough it doesnt work :P

Ye'd think my 'large pipe' would be enough to persuade the young ones to come back and 'check out my ports' but no, they remain unimpressed by my '512k big one'

EvilGeorge · 22-02-2002 12:33pm

I like to run up and say "ummmmm BOSCO!!"

amp · 22-02-2002 12:50pm

Originally posted by Hobbes

Ask open ended questions.

Hi. Do you like open ends?

The Sweeper · 22-02-2002 1:16pm

Originally posted by Dustaz

Thats my line taz:)

and incredidibly enough it doesnt work :P

Ye'd think my 'large pipe' would be enough to persuade the young ones to come back and 'check out my ports' but no, they remain unimpressed by my '512k big one'

...hey, it works for me...

Shiminay · 22-02-2002 1:21pm

Hey Dusty *wink*
Just give me access to that big pipe of your's and you can call me what you like (if you get tired of Angelwhore).

franco · 22-02-2002 7:14pm

You don't sweat much for a fat girl.

scuzzy · 22-02-2002 7:50pm

"Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money"

Gets two kinds of replies

1: End result is a sore cheek
2: A sympathetic 'awww you're cute'

Crash · 22-02-2002 9:45pm

Hmmm...the classic nerd one:

"hey babe, guess how fast i can download?

"

Tazz T · 23-02-2002 12:33am

Just wait til ya get a look at the size of my hard drive, baby.

smiles · 24-02-2002 9:43pm

"You're cute.... wanna ****?"

or (my friends one)

"Nice shoes.... wanna ****?"

(yet to be a guy to refuse... :P )

<< Fio >>

meglome · 24-02-2002 10:18pm

ahh who can forget sid the sexist from Viz...

Hey luv, do you like chicken?
suck this, it's fowl!!

other than that I'm keeping the good stuff to myself

...they don't call me a fanny magnet for nothing...em, actually come to think of it they don't call me that

Hey Fio that doesn't always work

SantaHoe · 25-02-2002 8:29pm

"Eeeh... Mubble mubble fnarf..."
*runs away crying*

Cake Fiend · 25-02-2002 8:52pm

The only three lines I've ever used were successful.
The last one was the 'want a bit of Irish in you' one abroad.

what are your favourite chat up line???

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