Micheal O Muirheartaigh masterpieces....

Dustaz

"... and Brian Dooher is down injured. And while he
is, i'll tell ye a
little story. I was in Times' Square in New York
last week, and I was
missing the Championship back home. So I approached
a newsstand and I said
'I suppose ye wouldn't have the Kerryman would ye?'
To which, the Egyptian
behind the counter turned to me and he said 'do you
want the North Kerry
edition or the South Kerry edition?'... he had
both...so I bought both. And
Dooher is back on his feet..."

"Anthony Lynch the Cork corner back will be the last
person to let you
down - his people are undertakers"

"I saw a few Sligo people at Mass in Gardiner street
this morning and the
omens seem to be good for them, the priest was
wearing the same colours as
the Sligo jersey! 40 yards out on the Hogan stand
side of the field Ciaran
Whelan goes on a rampage, its a goal. So much for
religion."

"Colin Corkery on the 45 lets go with the right
boot. Its over the bar. This
man shouldn't be playing football. He's made an
almost Lazarus-like recovery
from a heart condition. Lazarus was a great man but
he couldn't kick points
like Colin Corkery.

"1-5 to 0-8.. well from Lapland to the Antarctic,
that's level scores in any
man's language".

"Pat Fox has it on his hurl and is motoring well now
... but here comes Joe
Rabbitte hot on his tail ...... I've seen it all
now, a Rabbitte chasing a
Fox around Croke Park!"

"I see John O Donnell dispensing water on the
sideline. Tipperary, sponsored
by a water company. Cork Sponsored by a tae company.
I wonder will they meet
later for afternoon tae."

"Teddy looks at the ball, the ball looks at Teddy"

"Danny "The Yank" Culloty. He came down from the
mountains and hasn't he
done well"

"He grabs the sliotar, he's on the 50......he's on
the 40......he's on the
30..........................he's on the ground"

"In the first half they played with the wind. In the
second half they played
with the ball".

"He kicks the ball lan san aer, could've been a
goal, could've been a
point.............it went wide."

"Stephen Byrne with the puck out for
Offaly....Stephen, one of 12......all
but one are here to-day, the one that's missing is
Mary, she's at home
minding the house.....and the ball is dropping i lar
na bpairce...."

"Pat Fox out to the forty and grabs the sliothar, I
bought a dog from his
father last week. Fox turns ands prints for goal,
the dog ran a great race
last Tuesday in Limerick. Fox to the 21 fires a
shot, it goes to the left
and wide..... and the dog lost as well

"Sean Og o Hailpin.... his father's from Fermanagh,
his mother's from Fiji,
neither a hurling stronghold

"Teddy McCarthy to John McCarthy, no relation, John
McCarthy back to Teddy
McCarthy, still no relation "

Renton

[14:09] <Dusty|worky> someone say something mildly amusing

something mildly amusing :cool:

Illkillya

hah... good stuff Dusty

Bottle_of_Smoke

not as good as george hamilton -

"the baggio brothers are of course not related"

C B

excellant

eddhorse

he is in his own little world...brilliant:eek: