Grrrrrr.....

Monty - the one and only

I've run out of clean jokes to post

Stephen

So move on to the dirty ones

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elexes

yes must aggree move on its the only way to make people laugh lets c where did i put that joke . o well ill e-mail you a cople soon . prob sat

amp

I think Monty means it'd end up something like this:
A **** went in to a **** and he says to the other ***** "***** *** **** ****** *****"

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

That cracks me up!

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Stephen

gah, just use funky ASCII stuff (or normal shift key combinations) to replace some of the letters -
"A g!mp went in to a $hithole and he says to the other vvanker "fúck you b!tch!"

Or something.

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Monty - the one and only

Some thing like that amp.....

But as a moderator, dont I have to set a good example for the rest of you.

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WhiteWashMan

Yo Momma's SO Fat...> When she dances she makes the band skip>
> Yo Momma's SO Fat...
> When she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gaveher> 13
> years to live.>> Yo Momma's SO Fat...> She puts mayonnaise on aspirin.>
> Yo Momma's SO Fat...> Her behind has its own congressman.>
> Yo Momma's SO Fat...> Her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.>
> Yo Momma's SO Fat...
> When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw her peanuts.>
> Yo Momma's SO Fat...
> Her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.>
> Yo Momma's SO Fat...
> Her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side.">
> Yo Momma's SO Fat...> The back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.>
> Yo Momma's SO Fat...
> All the restaurants In town have signs that say "Maximum Occupancy:240
> Patrons OR Yo Mama".>> Yo Momma's SO Fat...
> When she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.>
> Yo Momma's SO Fat...> When she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.>
> Yo Momma's SO Fat...> She was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.>
> Yo Momma's SO Fat...> She's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.>
> Yo Momma's SO Fat...
> I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.>
> Yo Momma's SO Fat...
> They had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other sideto> get
> her through.>> Yo Momma's SO Fat...> Her nickname is "DAAAMN!!">
> Yo Momma's SO Fat...> She has to iron her pants on the driveway.>
> Yo Momma's SO Fat...> She's on BOTH sides of the family.>
> Yo Momma's SO Fat...> She could sell shade.>> Yo Momma's SO Fat...
> When she crosses the street, cars look out for her.>> Yo Momma's SO Fat...
> People jog around her for exercise.>> Yo Momma's SO Fat...
> Her blood type is Ragu.>> Yo Momma's SO Fat...
> When she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an> estimate.>
> Yo Momma's SO Fat...
> If she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it !>
> Yo Momma's SO Fat...> She has to put her belt on with a boomerang.>
> Yo Momma's SO Fat...
> When she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party.>
> Yo Momma's SO Fat...> She can't even jump to a conclusion.>
> Yo Momma's SO Fat...> She went to the movies and sat next to everyone.>>

Paladin

Yo mamas SO fat:
When she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to throw her back in!