slightly "explicit terms" small racism ( no offence meant)

Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe

I really do not ever want to see that sort of thing again.

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secnondly...

a couple married for 10 years decide to go to a fancy dress ball where you must have a very creative costume not revealing anything... but when the couple are ready to go the wife turns around and says "dear im not feeling too well im not going to go... but you go and have a good time..."
so the man goes to the party and the wife goes to bed...
so any ways after an hour the wife wakes up and feells much better. she decides to go along and surpirise her husband..
once she arrives she spots his costume and she decides to play a little trick on him... she swops her costume with a friends one and decides to go up to him and flirt with him.. she steps on to the dance floor and starts dancing with him... after a while of dancing he makes a move on her and slides his hand up her dress... she goes along with it as she knows its her husband... she says lets go out to the car for a while? he eagerly follows her... once in the car then begin banging away.. after an hour of pure exhillerating sex the woman just suddenly leaves... she runs home and waits for her husband to see if he would tell her what he had been up to, to surpries him... once he gets home she gets up and asks honey hoe was your night? he replies ah it was ok me and some lads played some poker in the back room and had a few drinks.. you know i cant have a good time when your not there....


but my father seemed to have a great time i leant him my costume for the night and he scored with this major babe!!

Spunog UIE

ha ha, i doubt that will last long even with ur "no Offence"

kiffer

Originally posted by Gideon
ha ha, i doubt that will last long even with ur "no Offence"

yeah... and what is small racism?

Pugsley

lol @ 2nd one.
Point and laugh at her