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blonde joke!!!

  • 18-02-2002 6:56pm
    #1
    FatB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 631 ✭✭✭


    A State Trooper pulls over a swerving car on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver. "Ma'am," he says, "is there a reason why you're weaving all over the road?"
    The woman replies: "Oh officer, thank goodness you're here! I almost had an accident. I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me. I swerved to the left and there was another tree in front of me. I swerved to the right and there was another tree in front of me!"
    "Ma'am," the officer replies, tapping the blonde's windsheild, "that's your air freshener."



    :D:D:D:p:p:p:D:D:D


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  • #2
    Lump
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    HA HA HA HA....... ****ing great.

    John


  • #3
    Jazzabell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3 ✭Jazzabell


    A blonde was driving down the motorway when her car phone rang.
    It was her husband, urgently warning her,"Honey, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on the M25. Please be careful!"
    "It's not just one car!" said the blonde, "There's f*ck*ng hundreds of them!"


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