Top 9 questions about the Dubs

Monty - the one and only

* Why do Dublin people pi$$ in the streets instead of a toilet?

* Why do they refer to all other Irish people as Sheep Shaggers when we
all know damn well what they're doing with those horses.

* Why a man from Ballyfermot (probably called Anto) recently got
divorced from his cousin so he could marry his horse.

* Why is their knowledge of Irish geography restricted to "da nart soide
and da sout soide"?

* Why does their knowledge of Irish history only go all the way back to
the 1980's?

* What the fu(k language are they speaking?

* Why is hurling a culchie game until Dublin win a match when it
suddenly becomes "Hooorlin',da fastest field sport in da bleedin' wooorld".?

* Why can't they go for a drink without trying to stab each other
afterwards?

* Why can't they accept Aslan are never going to make it 'cause they're
sh!te?

* Why are they all still wearing track-suits?

I'm a dub, so no offence intended

[This message has been edited by Monty - the one and only (edited 17-01-2000).]

Stephen

Hehehehehehehehe As I said, bring back the humour board ... And I'm not a Dub

pat kenny

"You utter dublin scum"quote by the greatest man that ever lived barneby harmlessly of dublins fm 104.

Hecate

the worst are the northside/southside jokes

some serious rivalry there

TwoShedsJackson

Whats a Northsiders definition of a creche??

A head-on collision in Foxrock.

El_Presidente

What do you call a northsider in a suit?

The defendent!


Oh wait... im in DCU right now. Oh oh

WhiteWashMan

what do you say to a northsider in uniform?
big mac and fries please

Paladin

How do u know a norrie girl is having her period?
She is only wearing one sock.
Oh wait. Thats Limerick! Heehee

Maximilian

Northsider scum!
Blow the bridges.

Take it

Why do Dublin people pi$$ in the streets instead of a toilet?

Did u ever see what the toilets look like in Dublin FFS! u just cant **** in them ;p

Cheez

i don't see why people are so particular about toilets
u'r either sh1tting a lump of turd in a hole or ****ing warm yellow excretory fluid down a drain
why do people buy luxury velvet fúcking toilet tissue and care where they ****(whenever a cops not around its legal its only wrong if you get caught ffs)

Monty - the one and only

Cool down the language lads

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SantaHoe

Ah **** off!

Monty - the one and only

Thats it!

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