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honeymoon!

FatB · 2002-02-15 16:28:53

The virgin newlyweds headed to their honeymoon suite to consumate their marriage. The groom first removed his socks and his bride noticed that his toes were gnarled and twisted. She said: "Oh my goodness! What happened to your toes?" He replied: "When I was a child I had tolio." "You mean polio," she said. "No, no...…

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The virgin newlyweds headed to their honeymoon suite to consumate their marriage. The groom first removed his socks and his bride noticed that his toes were gnarled and twisted.
She said: "Oh my goodness! What happened to your toes?"
He replied: "When I was a child I had tolio."
"You mean polio," she said.
"No, no... tolio," he replied. "It only affects the toes."
He then removed his pants and she noticed that his knees were mishapen and bumpy.
"Oh my goodness! What happened to your knees?" she asked.
He replied: "When I was a child I also contracted the kneasles."
"You mean the measles," she said.
"No, no the kneasles," he replied. "It only affects the knees."
He then removed his underwear, to which his new bride said: "Oh! I see that you also had smallcox."

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