Meet the REAL(tm) amp in REAL(tm) life!

amp · 14-02-2002 10:36pm #1

Yes folks, this once in a lifetime oportunity to meet yours truly in the flesh is approaching. "How is this possible?" I hear you scream? "Surely amp isn't real?" I hear others mumble. "Next to nothing" I hear Fatboy Slim play.

Well it's very simple gang. I R GONNA be here:

http://www.room101.org/

And so should you, for lots o' gaming goodness. 101 pc's engaged in battle. More muppets than Jim Henson created. They're aint no party like an S Club party but this will come close!

And if you don't go, think of what your grandchildren will think when you try to answer their question "Granddad/mother? What was Room101 like?" Think of the shame you will feel. Think of the in-jokes that you will miss. FOR GOD SAKE WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

amp - who will be signing his book "Amp - TEH ROAD AHED" for a modest fee.

ykt0di9url7bc3 · 14-02-2002 11:10pm

I'll bring my gun...lol!

very ambitious project...there is a few of us from SNET that are thinking of making the trip and having a good time...hoping to meet the big guys of boards.ie

Dont be at yourself · 14-02-2002 11:21pm

I met amp before. It changed my life.

Kairo · 14-02-2002 11:32pm

Don't forget to 'Amp Test' him in person.

Dont be at yourself · 14-02-2002 11:38pm

Yeah, he loves that.

Mills · 14-02-2002 11:52pm

I've already met Amp and I enjoyed it so much I wouldn't dare pass up an opportunity to meet him again, I'll be there!

Cake Fiend · 15-02-2002 12:29am

We can have a few games of Throw Up on the Amp

yay

Shinji · 15-02-2002 1:04am

In order to allow this event to proceed, I shall not be in attendance. I realise that it would spoil the ambience somewhat if amp had to observe the 500 metre exclusion zone around me imposed by the judge after the LAST time I met him.

Frankly, I think I shall bear the mental scars of that occasion for many, many years. As well as the ones around my nipples.

amp · 15-02-2002 9:47am

And yet you still don't reply to all my letters or answer my phonecalls. And your doorman seems not to know who I am and is very rough with me.

Are you trying to tell me it's over?

Jeweller · 15-02-2002 11:10pm

ive met amp before and i feel ill be describing the meeting to a psychciatrist by the time im 30:(

azezil · 18-02-2002 1:05pm

will ya sign my butt cheeks for me?

amp · 18-02-2002 1:31pm

I'd be carefull about exposing your arse at room101 Aerezil, god knows what might happen.

But hey whatever turns you on little fella.

po0k · 18-02-2002 4:50pm

I'll bring my own Spatula(tm)

JustHalf · 18-02-2002 5:11pm

I'll be there, and if anyone introduces themselves as amp I'll spit in their face.

meglome · 18-02-2002 5:14pm

Actually I was a bit dissapointed

Pepe LeFrits · 18-02-2002 5:16pm

Originally posted by meglome
Actually I was a bit dissapointed

Haha, if Shinji couldn't satisfy you nobody can

Littletinyman · 18-02-2002 7:19pm

The shock of real-life Amp Testing has left me in NO condition to be attending this Room101 nonsense

WhiteWashMan · 18-02-2002 7:40pm

i have created a monster......

Pepe LeFrits · 18-02-2002 8:09pm

You created amp? That would explain a few things

ButcherOfNog · 18-02-2002 9:42pm

love to go, but my broken neck shall not have mended in time.

Boston · 18-02-2002 9:48pm

I met amp before... or watched from a far where he couldnt see me, same difference

WhiteWashMan · 19-02-2002 3:52am

Originally posted by ButcherOfNog
love to go, but my broken neck shall not have mended in time.

is the bus ok noggie?

ButcherOfNog · 19-02-2002 8:39am

Originally posted by WhiteWashMan

is the bus ok noggie?

the bus had to be wrote off, i killed it.

The_Bullman · 19-02-2002 9:12am

How will I recognise amp when I meet him. Will he be the centre of attention and recognised from this? Will people whisper in awe, "look it's amp, over there"?Will he have a sign around his neck or neon lights displaying his name?

I need to know. Forget the constant playing of games. I am going to meet amp.

po0k · 19-02-2002 9:31am

Grab and maim that dream bruv!

amp · 20-02-2002 4:20pm

I selectively deny some of the comments referred to in this thread.

Except just to say how enormously funny it would be if everybody introduced themselves to JustHalf as amp.

JustHalf · 20-02-2002 4:47pm

Greeners allowed?

amp · 22-02-2002 9:19am

Whatever does it for you little buddy!

SheroN · 22-02-2002 4:05pm

i met amp before..we drank pints...played magic the gathering and had fun.
fun == goodness.
i met shinji before also...he was strange...

WhiteWashMan · 22-02-2002 4:22pm

i met sheron before he changed his name.
he slept on my couch.
i dont like my couch much anymore.
he smells

SheroN · 22-02-2002 6:46pm

and glad of the couch i was to....cheers for dat eamo.

JustHalf · 22-02-2002 10:33pm

Originally posted by amp
Whatever does it for you little buddy!

Ha. Little?

amp · 22-02-2002 10:39pm

AH HAAA! So your name is a lie! You are not trully JustHalf as you so prominently advertise yourself as! I put it to you that you are a fraud sir and a cad also, and also a [glow=1]bounder[/glow].

Now go sir! Before I am too intoxicated to restrain my urge to rip open your meagre nuggets of wit and edit them accordingly.

*Falls over*

JustHalf · 22-02-2002 11:02pm

Jeez. Can't you let someone talk complete crap for once?

In other news, I've upgraded the greener in the face to a kick in the balls and a punch in the nose.

Stephen · 23-02-2002 12:09am

You can recognise amp by his strange attachment to volkswagen caddy vans and the funky shirts he wears.

amp · 23-02-2002 2:22pm

Originally posted by JustHalf
Jeez. Can't you let someone talk complete crap for once?

I have not once attempted to restrict the amount of crap you spew. Why should I? I love you.

In other news, I've upgraded the greener in the face to a kick in the balls and a punch in the nose.

You'll have to catch me first, luuuuuver!

*amp runs away giggling*

po0k · 23-02-2002 9:58pm

Like a school girl no less..........

Cake Fiend · 24-02-2002 9:18am

I met amp.
I was very very drunk.
I don't remember much of the experience.
I shall, therefore, relish the experience anew at Room101.
Jé.

(I'm currently intoxicated).

Thorbar · 24-02-2002 12:04pm

(I'm currently intoxicated).

At 9 am nice one.

po0k · 24-02-2002 7:42pm

played monsieur

logic1 · 25-02-2002 1:15pm

Now what you hear is not a test -- i'm rappin to the beat
and me, the groove, and Amp are gonna try to move your feet
see i am wonder Mike and i like to say hello
to the black, to the white, the red, and the brown, the purple and yellow

but first i gotta bang bang the boogie to the boogie
say up jump the boogie to the bang bang boogie
let's rock, you dont stop
rock the riddle that will make your body rock

Well so far you've heard my voice but i brought a friend along
and next on the Mike is my man Amp
come on, Amp, sing that song

.logic.

Cake Fiend · 25-02-2002 8:01pm

9am on a Sunday morning. It was quite a night.

Meet the REAL(tm) amp in REAL(tm) life!

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