FW: Eve - A Woman's Point of View

FatB · 11-02-2002 2:57pm #1

FW: Eve - A Woman's Point of View

In the beginning God created Eve. And she had 3 breasts.

After three weeks in the garden, God came to visit Eve "How are
things going, Eve?", He asked.
"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and
sunsets
are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is
wonderful ,
but, I just have this one problem. It's these three
breasts you've
given me. The middle one pushes the other two out, and I am
constantly
knocking
them with my arms, catching them on branches, snagging them on
bushes,
they're a real pain," reported Eve.

"That's a fair point," replied God, "but it was my first shot at
this,
you know. I gave the animals what, six? So I just
figured you'd need
half, but I see that you are right. I'll fix that up right away!"

So, God reaches down and yanks the middle breast right
off, tossing
it
into the bushes.

Three weeks passed, and God once again visited Eve in the garden.

"Well, Eve, how's my favorite creation?", He asked.

"Just fantastic," she replied, "but for one small
oversight on your
part. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe
has her ram,
the cow has her bull, all the animals have a mate,
except me. I feel
so
alone."

God thought for a moment. "You know, Eve, you're right.
How could I
have overlooked this! You do need a mate and I will
immediately create Man
from a part of you!

Now, let's see . . . where did I leave that useless tit??