mouth ulcer

GoneShootin

so only 3 days to go till valentines day, and here i am with a mouth ulcer !! how am i supposed to maul my girlfriend now ?

so the question : what methods should be used to rid myself of this ailment, or must it run its course ?

kayos

Bonjella.

It wont get rid of it but it will kill the pain.

kayos

RopeDrink

Just chew it out of your gob - I hear it offers valuable nutrition and vitimins...

GoneShootin

yep im on the bonjela already, thought there may be a quicker method

im on the whisky too, which fun
*hick*

The_Bullman

I know that this may seem a little bit crazy but it works.

Get some salt and sprinkle it on the ulcer. Brace yourself as it may sting a little bit. Writhe in agony, and repeat. It may seem a little drastic but it works.

If you arn't up to that, use some salty water. Season to taste and rinse your mouth out. As before the stronger the solution the better.

It has worked for me many times, so good luck.

Oeneus

Here's the ol' classic method!

Suck in the ol' Vitamin C with some Oranges and Blackcurrent!

I doubt it will heal it by Thursday, though!

I've got one on its way too! How quick is the salt method?

GoneShootin

ya my girlfriend says thats wat she does, but then again, shes an evil woman

The_Bullman

Its been a while but i think that a dose around 8PM and another before bed should cure it by the morning.


oh and don't be tempted to rince your mouth out with water

Oeneus

No rinsing?!!!!! Christ! what the hell does it do? Weld it shut?!

Bob the Unlucky Octopus

An old traditional remedy, which still works stupendously well, is to slit a raisin and rub the flesh of the fruit on the mouth ulcer, holding it in place with the tongue. This is sore at first, but the ribulocin in raisins is a derivative of the compound used in bonjella itself. It's cheaper, more effective in some reported cases, and does explain why bonjella somewhat tastes like raisins :P

Occy

Saruman

I have to stand up for Bonjella! Its amazing stuff.. maybe there is something better but i have not found it.. for instance i was eating one day and i bit my mouth, caught it at the back with my wisdom teeth and bit a big chunk out.,. a little sore and some blood but stopped after a while.. pain however got worse and by the end of the week it was very annoying.. no bonjella though, could not find it.. a week later it was still there as bad as ever, was not healing as my mouth is always moving in that area and my teeth rubbing agains it.. that and food getting stuck.. anyway found the bonjella and the next morning it was no longer sore and half healed!

EvilGeorge

Yeah and bonjella tastes great too!
I use TCP if its at the front of the mouth - stings like a bitch but works fast for me.

Dr. Loon

I use glycerine, it's always worked for me. I just know that my Ma told me to use it and it always worked and quickly too....

The_Bullman

So its the day after Valentine's. How did things go?(with the ulcer of course)

GoneShootin

better than expected. what was needed to be done [hur hur] was done [hur hur] without any direct lip contact

and thats all im gona say ;)0

ah love