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Funeral

TheWolf · 2002-02-09 12:36:00

A cardiac specialist died and at his funeral the coffin was placed in front of a huge mock up of a heart made up of flowers. When the pastor finished with the sermon and eulogy, and after everyone said their good-byes, the heart opened, the coffin rolled inside and the heart closed. Just then one of the mourners burst into…

09-02-2002 12:36pm

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TheWolf

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A cardiac specialist died and at his funeral the coffin was placed in front of a huge mock up of a heart made up of flowers. When the pastor finished with the sermon and eulogy, and after everyone said their good-byes, the heart opened, the coffin rolled inside and the heart closed.
Just then one of the mourners burst into laughter. The guy next to him asked: “Why are you laughing?”
“I was thinking about my own funeral” the man replied.
“What’s so funny about that?”
“I’m a gynecologist.”

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#2 09-02-2002 12:47pm

Shiminay

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HA!

I like that

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#3 09-02-2002 7:10pm

NeoSlicerZ

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i don't get it,
Swiss Cheese

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