Based on a true story!

Yosemite Sam

Paul rents a flat. When he goes to the foyer to put his name on his letter box, an attractive young woman comes out of the flat next to
the letter boxes. All she is wearing is a robe.

Paul smiles at the woman and she strikes up a conversation with him. As they talk, her robe slips open and it is quite obvious that
she has nothing on under the robe. Poor Paul breaks out into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she places her hand
on his arm and says, "Let's go to my flat, I hear someone coming."

He precedes her into the flat and after she closes the door,she leans against it allowing her robe to fall completely open. She purrs at him,
"What would you say is my best feature?".

The flustered, embarrassed Paul stammers, clears his throat several times and finally squeaks out, "Oh, it's got to be your ears!"

She's astounded! "Why my ears? Look at these boobs! They are full, don't sag, and they're all mine! My a*se - it's firm, doesn't sag and has
no cellulite! Look at this skin, no blemishes, or scars! Why in heaven's name would you say my ears are the best part of my body?".

Clearing his throat once again, Paul stammers - "Outside when you said you heard someone coming -









... that was me !!!".

Kraken

omg that so true based on who?

schrodinger

Nice very nice.

Lump

That is an old "joke". eared many times on the humour board.


John