What do you do..

Static

...when you're in the mood where you're so angry, and stressed out and you want to punch someone, really, really hard? Bear in mind it's 12am...

phaxx

Go for a walk, or go to bed. Considering the time, go to bed.

[edit] Icecream, icecream is very good. Big bowl of it, sit down and watch TV. Use a little spoon so it lasts longer. [/edit]

Static

Hmm, it's very cold out, and it's one of my flatmates who happens to be a good friend, well was, that I want to hit

chernobyl

If at home i go to bed, if outside them i put on the ear phones and listen to some screaming/shouting/basically noise music.

Goodshape

First, get a REALLY big fuking gun and then.... hoBOY! wait!... I cant post that!


erm... icecream... yea. I'm sure that will work.

Bloody pasifists.

Static

I think I'm going to OD on some cornflakes. I don't have any icecream. I left my big gun in my other trousers 8)

SantaHoe

Listen to some really loud music... really.... really... REALLY loud.
Punch the walls 'till your knuckles bleed, then draw pictures with the blood... finger painting if you will.

Or if you're not a total nut...
Take a few deep breaths.... open a window... get a cup of tea/coffee... and breath ... inhale... hold... and release.
Drawing (pen and paper style) definitly has its calming qualities, even if you're no good at it... just doodle on a page and let your imagination whisk away your troubles.
You can't beat a good chat though, find someone close and have a good moan about whatever's pishing you off.
If you're having trouble sleeping over something (your mind just won't shut up thinking about whatever has annoyed you)... get a book and read it until you can't keep your eyes open for another second... that's sure to exhaust your chattering mind... works for me anyway.

Dr. Loon

Shoot some heroin.... or not
Best thing to do is listen to some good music.

EvilGeorge

I have a red button marked FAT BOY that I like to push

Murdock

Hit em!!!!!

If he is a good friend when it is all over and he's calmed down (assuming he isn't bigger than you and doesn't kill you before then) he'll agree you should have hit him....... if not it'll just feel really good anyway.*


*Disclaimer: This post does not promote violent outbursts of any kind

schrodinger

Well nomarlly I would go drinking but if that aint an option. Listen to either Kill Em All or Ride The Lightning. Failing that get stoned. U can never get angry when ur stoned. It's to much effort

Terminator

Someone's pissed you off and you want to retaliate. Sit down and write a long-term, maximum damage plan ala Monty Burns : "you've just made a powerful enemy my friend ... "

schrodinger

Seal their bedroom door with sealant and then put a hose through their window.

Puck

I know I should be a good well-adjusted sensible lad and take a walk or have some ice-cream but I'm an idiot when I get angry so I usually punch the wall. Never tried finger painting though.

schrodinger

Punching the wall is good for you. I do it in work all the time. The wall is covered with my knuckle prints. Now everyone is scared of me. Hee Hee.

koneko

Glue some stuff to his eyebrows. Like pink fur or something. Super glue it.

Then when he's asleep put some crisps in his mouth cos they'll be all icky and soggy when he wakes up (got that off Harry Enfield, class).

Spread some nasty rumours about his bowel movements, too.

Lump

I tend to hit the wall aswell, but now that I;m working as a bouncer over here, I just throw people out of the place I work if I'm in a pissed off mood which isn't very often.


John

WhiteWashMan

go on irc.
theres always some loser there who is worse of than you.

azezil

Edit peoples posts and lock the thread muhwahawhaw

Enygma

Take up a martial art, like Tae Kwon Do where you get to spar.
Two nights a week kicking the crap out of people (and getting your head kicked in too ) will solve any anger issues you've got

Victor

Go for a walk. Rip mirrors off cars parked on the footpath (place them carefully on the windscreen). Spray paint lines on cars that aren't parked properly in the carpark. Shout at the neighbours. Go to an internet cafe.

alb

Go to a gym, or if thats not possible just do press up's till you can't lift your arms anymore, or go for a run until you can't move your legs. You'll find its very hard to still be angry when you're that physically f**ked. You'll be happy just to able to sit down and rest, and it doesn't break your hand like punching a wall does or cost as much as getting stoned

Shiminay

Well, I listen to Metal - it vent's most anger. I always carry a bit of anger around cause it can be useful.

Sometimes pickup my guitar and belt out something heavy - the strings are afraid to see me coming when I'm in a mood (but the music shop guy is alway happy cause I nearly always have to replace one or two of them).

Someone mentioned drawing - that's good - even if it's only doodling.

A cup of tea does wonders.

Comedy on a DVD/Vid/whatever is classic - get the seratonin flowing and let the adreneline work itself out of the system.

Irish_Ranger_IR

Get your self a nice girlfriend and ask her to help you get the tention out, if she likes you, she may love to help, if you don't have a G/F, watch American Pie.......