Jordan to give birth live on the internet

Samson · 04-02-2002 1:31pm #1

Just heard on the news:

Topless model Jordan is expecting a baby (in March or May, can't remember which) and she plans to make the birth a pay per view event, live on the internet.

What kind of sick, twisted, money grabbing, attention seeking wh0re is she at all ?

Beruthiel · 04-02-2002 1:41pm

What kind of sick, twisted, money grabbing, attention seeking wh0re is she at all ?

well now, I think your question answers itself!
and more to the point - who gives a toss!

yossarin · 04-02-2002 1:42pm

alltogether: a sucessful sick, twisted, money grabbing, attention seeking wh0re !

what do you expect - she doesn't actually do anything apart from the ocassional page 3 and appearing in papers on someones arm. she is famous for being famous. oh, and having big breasts.

after the birth I'm looking forward to the paternity suit. apparently it's being released as a special edition DVD

seamus · 04-02-2002 1:57pm

Gonna be a bad move. Anyone who watches her in that *ahem* 'compromising' position, will never look at her the same way again. Trust me.

Originally posted by yossarin
after the birth I'm looking forward to the paternity suit. apparently it's being released as a special edition DVD

ROFL...n1

nanook · 04-02-2002 2:20pm

Yeah i read that in the paper yesterday. this girl has gone from bad to worse in the true search for attention, but this has to top all of the other attempts.

But has to be said that the money she gains from all of this is to help provide for her son.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh aint that lovely.

i will beleive that when i see it.

plastic membrane · 04-02-2002 9:55pm

She's probably in need of deep psychological help. Her boobs have their own weather climate for Gods sake..

Victor · 04-02-2002 9:58pm

Well i saw something on the TV the other day and her breast implants are 570cc each (about a pint).

Oeneus · 04-02-2002 9:59pm

It's like that Musician that used to be Overwieght who wanted her Lyposuction to be broadcast over the net.

Don't know if you saw it on "VH-1's 100 most shocking moments in Music".

Mills · 05-02-2002 12:47am

If she wants it broadcast as pay per view TV then good luck to her, it's her body, but how many people are really going to want to watch that? Also, as previously mentioned, I can see her popularity plummeting afterwards.

Kolodny · 05-02-2002 2:57pm

Yeah, like... that kids not going to get bullied at school.... :rolleyes:

Neil3030 · 05-02-2002 7:48pm

AND it will bring a whole new twist to the "UR MA" slags.

Poor kid.

Jordan to give birth live on the internet

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