31 strange (but true) things!!!

Glitz · 30-01-2002 5:40pm #1

1) Moles are always smaller than you imagine.

2) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint to toilet cycle get scynchronised with a complete stranger.

3) You've never quite sure whether its ok to eat green crisps.

4) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.

5) Reading when your drunk is weird.

6) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really cool.

7) Nobody ever dares make cup a soup in a bowl.

8) You never know where to look when eating an apple.

9) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat or dog.

10) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn out a punctured ball.

11) Some days you see lots of people on crutches or red cars.

12) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a piss flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.

13) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.

14) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.

15) You never ever run out of salt.

16) Old people can eat more than you think.

17) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you you've gotten your hand or head stuck in something.

18) No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.

19) Despite constant warning you have never met anybody who has their arm broken by a swan.

20) The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.

21) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard

22) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood to specifically stir paint with.

23) Everyone has someone relation who tried to steal their nose.

24) Bricks are horrible to carry.

25) In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.

26) Triangle sandwiches taste better than square ones.

27) Beneath every floating balloon is a tearful child.

28) The sex scenes always start in films just as your parents come into the room.

29) When you are a kid no matter what you do, or what you play, you manage to get cuts on your knees.

30) Nobody asks people to repeat themselves a third time, they just smile and nod.

31) Nobody knows anybody who's face was stuck like that when the wind changed.