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Yosemite Sam

i was in a chemist recently n Two howaya sluts walk they walk up to the perfume counter where i was buying after shave they pick up a sample bottle of some purfume. the blackhaired one sprayed it on her wrist and smells it: "Dat's quite niceinnit, don't you tink Jacinta?"
"Yeah, what's it called?"
"Viens a moi"
"VIENS A MOI, what the fook does that mean?
The the woman behind the couter came over 2 them n asked did they want some help and tells them. "Viens a moi,
is French for "come to me".
The black haired one says , take another sniff off that jacinta and offers her arm to and says "That doesn't smell like come to me, does that smell like come to you?"

just thought id share dat with you, scarly what kinda people are in this world!!

Cake Fiend

I can certainly see why this isn't on the 'Humour' board...

Samson

Very funny.

Is this an incident that actually occurred or is it a joke ?

Glitz

i can think of two people straight off who fit into ur story!! real r joke??

Yosemite Sam

lets say this story is up to u decide, im sure we can all think of a few silly girls who would fit the description!!

smoke.me.a.kipper

"howaya sluts" excellent! teeheee.

ayatollah

Protection

A woman is driving down a country road in the nighttime when her
car breaks down. Luckily, she happens to be near a farmhouse. She
asks the farmer if she could spend the night there.

"Well," drawls the farmer, "you can stay here, but I don't want you
messin' with my sons, Jed and Luke."

She looks through the screen door and sees two men in their twenties.
"Okay", she says.

After they have gone to bed for the night the woman begins to get a
little horny just thinking about the two boys in the room next to her.
So, she went into their room and says, "Boys, how would you like for me
to teach you the ways of the world?"

They say, "Huh?"

She says, "The only thing is, I don't want to get pregnant, so you
have to wear these rubbers." She puts them on the boys, and the three
of them go at it all night long.

Forty years later, Jed and Luke are sitting on the front porch,
rocking back and forth. Jed says, "Luke?" Luke says, "Yeah, Jed?"
Jed says, "You remember that woman that came by here about forty years
ago and showed us the ways of the world?"

"Yeah," says Luke, "I remember."

"Well, do you care if she gets pregnant?" asks Jed.

"Nope," says Luke, "I reckon not".

"Me, neither," says Jed, "Let's take these things off."

Hussy

Originally posted by Yosemite Sam
lets say this story is up to u decide, im sure we can all think of a few silly girls who would fit the description!!

Such as !!!!!!!

Glitz

Originally posted by Yosemite Sam
lets say this story is up to u decide, im sure we can all think of a few silly girls who would fit the description!!

a few tooooo many . . . . .!!!!

Hussy

Originally posted by Yosemite Sam
lets say this story is up to u decide, im sure we can all think of a few silly girls who would fit the description!!

SUCH AS !!!!!