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Monty - the one and only

A woman who is constantly embarrassed by her husband falling asleep in
church
goes to the priest to ask for help. The priest says, "Look love, if he
falls asleep again, poke him with this hat pin. I'll nod to you as a signal
to poke him.". The woman agrees to the plan. So Sunday rolls around and
sure
enough, good old Mr Jones nods off again. The priest notices and asks,
"Who
is our saviour?" then nods to Mrs Jones. She pokes her husband, and he
wakes
up and shouts, "Jesus Christ!".
The priest, pretending to be impressed, says, "Very good!". A full three
minutes later, Mr Jones is asleep again. The priest again notices, and
asks,
"What is the name of Jesus' father?" before nodding at Mrs Jones again.
She pokes her husband, who screams, "GOD!" at the top of his lungs. The
priest again congratulates Mr Jones on his alertness and continues with the
sermon.
However, during the sermon, he begins nodding enthusiastically, which Mrs
Jones mistakes for a poking signal.
The priest then says, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she gave him
his
99th child?" the priest nods.
The mistaken Mrs Jones pokes her husband, and he shouts, "If you poke that
fu(king thing into me one more time, I'll snap it in half and shove it up
your ar$e!".


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Mills

ROFL, ggood joke
More pls.

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Mills

Asuka

Nice one

pat kenny

Two gay men eating a candle lit dinner when one says to the other"what would you do if i died""well id stuff you and put you on the couch as a constant reminder of our love,what would you do"
"well id cut you up and put you into a curry"
"why the hell would you do that"


"SO I COULD FEEL YOU SLITHER THROUGH MY **** 1 LAST TIME"

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con

pat kenny

THAT SHOULD BE (A R S E)

Lemmy

NO more baby jokes!

[This message has been edited by Monty - the one and only (edited 21-01-2000).]

Lemmy

Awwww......

Asuka

heh lemmy
mail it to me