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Backseat Driver

  • 28-01-2002 11:20pm
    #1
    BioHazRd
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    A man seeing flashing blue lights in his rear view mirror
    The man says: What's the problem officer?
    Officer: You were doing 50 miles an hour in a 40 mile an hour zone.
    Man: No Officer, I was doing 40.
    Wife: Oh, Harry. You were doing 60. [Man gives wife a dirty look.]
    Officer: I'm also doing to give you a ticket for your broke rear light.
    Man: Broken rear light? I didn't know about a broken rear light!
    Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that rear light for weeks.
    Man gives his wife a dirty look.
    Officer: I'm also going to give you a caution for not wearing your seat belt.
    Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.
    Wife: Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt!
    Man turns to his wife and yells: "Shut your damn mouth bi*ch!"
    Officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?"
    Wife says:






    "No, only when he's drunk."


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