Cafe Messy Health Warning

Yosemite Sam

Cafe Messy Health Warning

Due to increasing products liability, alcoholic
beverages manufacturers
have accepted the medical Association's suggestion
that the following
warning labels be placed immediately on all
bottles.

Warning :
Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
whispering when
you are not.

Warning :
Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing
like a w**ker.

Warning :
Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the
same boring story over and
over again until your friends want to smash your
face in.

Warning :
Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that
ex-lovers are really
dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the
morning.

Warning :
Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what
the hell happened to
your clothes.

Warning :
Consumption of alcohol may make you think you can
logically converse with
other members of the opposite sex without spitting.

Warning :
Consumption of alcohol may make you think you
possess mystical Kung-Fu
powers.

Warning :
Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over
in the morning and see
something really scary (whose name, and/or species
you can't remember)

Warning :
Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of
inexplicable rug burns on
the forehead.

Warning :
Consumption of alcohol may lead to traffic signs
and cones appearing in
your home.

Warning :
Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you
are invisible.

Warning :
Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the
time-space continuum,
whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time
may seem
to literally disappear.

Warning :
Consumption of alcohol may actually cause
pregnancy.


Think before you drink!!!

Victor

Originally posted by Yosemite Sam
Warning : Consumption of alcohol may lead to traffic signs and cones appearing in your home.

And shopping trollies appearing outside (I live on first floor) difficult to bring trolley up stairs.

Beebs

Yeah i agree,it can also lead you to believe that your boyfriend is actually really nice but in reality he is just like all other men ...............after one thing!!!!

Kraken

But we are all so nice when we drink except smak he turns into a homicidal killer. poor dab (noise at the door knife fear etc scary)

smoke.me.a.kipper

i only threatened to kill dabounca once!! ffs will it let it go!!

Beebs

Oh please ye are all soooooo nice,u must be joking me !!!! There are the select few that are actually nice but they're are very very few,especially in Clonmel!!!!!!!

Kraken

let me think about that.
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smoke.me.a.kipper

Originally posted by Beebs
Oh please ye are all soooooo nice,u must be joking me !!!! There are the select few that are actually nice but they're are very very few,especially in Clonmel!!!!!!!

well being one of those few, all i can say is:

MelKor

Originally posted by Beebs
Yeah i agree,it can also lead you to believe that your boyfriend is actually really nice but in reality he is just like all other men ...............after one thing!!!!

more drink???

FatB

Originally posted by Beebs
Oh please ye are all soooooo nice,u must be joking me !!!! There are the select few that are actually nice but they're are very very few,especially in Clonmel!!!!!!!

Smak, shes on about me!!!:D

Beebs

you wish honey!!!! If I knew who you were .......maybe !!!!!

Dr. Loon

Are we gonna see a load of new threads now on how "Men are bástards"?

Beebs

yip!!!!! If thats what you want....

Kraken

Get over it girl.

Da Bounca

Talk to the hand.........

neuro-praxis

For some reason SMAK and DBC used to call me at 4am when they were drunk...

I need to make something clear though. We were NEVER lovers.

Beebs

i believe you !!!!!

Walls

Going on that men are bastards is pointless anyway - everyone knows that.

Plus, Beebs lists her interests as men - being a bit contradictory there.....

Kraken

Cant live with them cant understand them can enjoy yourself without them.

Beebs

Originally posted by Clain
Going on that men are bastards is pointless anyway - everyone knows that.

Plus, Beebs lists her interests as men - being a bit contradictory there.....

yeah goo dpoint but we still have to give out about them ,tis summit to do !!!!!

Glitz

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.":D

nanook

seeing a slight change in the thread here but god knows i love a good eve's drop

Victor

Originally posted by neuro-praxis
I need to make something clear though. We were NEVER lovers.

They were just buying ye chips and ridin' ye then?

smoke.me.a.kipper

Originally posted by neuro-praxis
For some reason SMAK and DBC used to call me at 4am when they were drunk...

blame dbc. he gave me your number!

smoke.me.a.kipper

Originally posted by Beebs
you wish honey!!!! If I knew who you were .......maybe !!!!!

or if we knew who you were

-smak/ciaran

Beebs

i asked first !!!!!

Glitz

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Beebs

Originally posted by smak


or if we knew who you were

-smak/ciaran

wouldn't you like to know ????

smoke.me.a.kipper

yes actually!!!!

Kraken

shes playing hard to get o is it impossible to get ahhh who cares...

Cutie-babe

i agree with beebs!!! but where is this topic going??? i know i'm new to this boards.ie but wtf???

Kraken

Glitz

so have we found out who everybody is???

Hussy

Originally posted by Kraken

so is it your god given right to post whatever you like ????

Glitz

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Shiminay

This one has lost control and focus - I'm closing it and turning the key.