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Three Priests

  • 20-01-2000 10:10am
    #1
    Monty - the one and only
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,274 ✭✭✭


    Old but good


    There were three young priests about to take their final vows. The last
    test that they had to pass was the CELIBACY test. For this, all three had
    to strip naked and tie a little bell around their penis. A belly dancer
    entered the room, and started slinking around the first priest.
    "Ting-a-ling." The chief priest said "Oh, Patrick, I'm disappointed, you've
    failed. Go and have a shower." The belly dancer had stripped as far as her
    last veil for the second guy when the chief priest heard . . .
    "Ting-a-ling." "Joseph, I'm very disappointed. You can't resist the
    temptation of a woman. Go for a shower," said the chief priest. The belly
    dancer started dancing totally naked now around the last priest. She did
    everything erotic she could think of . . .

    but no bell rang! "John, I'm
    delighted. You've passed! You can resist the temptation of women. Now, go
    relax and take a shower with Patrick and Joseph"...
    "Ting-a-ling"


    [This message has been edited by Monty - the one and only (edited 20-01-2000).]


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