Bin Laden jokes...

Uphamizer

Osama bin Laden and one of his followers were riding on a camel when they stopped at a small town. Bin Laden gets off the camel and lifts up its tail and looks at the camel's butt, just then a guy comes over and says, "What are you doing?"

Osama replies, "About 2 miles back I heard someone say, 'Hey, look at the two assholes on that camel.'"

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How does Osama bin Laden practice safe sex?

He marks the camels that kick.

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Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road?

He didn't. They don't have roads.

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My answer to "What to do with Bin Laden?"
Well, this sounds good to me. It would be true poetic justice:


Killing him will only create a martyr.
Holding him prisoner will inspire his comrades to take hostages to demand his release.
Therefore, I suggest we do neither.

Let the Secret Service, Navy Seals, or whomever
covertly capture him, fly him to an undisclosed hospital,
and have surgeons quickly perform a complete sex change operation.

Then we return "her" to Afghanistan
to live as a woman under the Taliban.

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What's the difference between bin Laden and Aladdin?

Aladdin had 3 wishes and bin Laden only has 1 - a death wish.

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How do you stop a Taliban tank?

Shoot the guy pushing it!

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There ya are hope you like them

Sangre

Originally posted by Uphamizer

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road?

He didn't. They don't have roads.

Its hardly their fault they don't have roads

Originally posted by Uphamizer

Then we return "her" to Afghanistan
to live as a woman under the Taliban.

LOL that would sweet revenge

Originally posted by Sangre


Its hardly their fault they don't have roads

Maybe they chose to be roadless. Makes life a tad more challenging or something

Sangre

And maybe you chose to be stupid

And maybe u shud choose to shut ur face....hey wait thats what got me into trouble the last time.Oh well *
















*jk

Sangre

MAybe you'll get away with it if your a newbie?
P.s whats jk?

jk=joking

Sangre

Ohh its so obvious, man its late i think ill go and get some shut eye

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Sangre

Thanks for that insightful comment, i feel smarter from just reading it!

Pugsley

some good 1s there
ps: sangra + jabba,SHUT UP,your getting on my nerves now.

BlackMagic

nice jokes but,

the taliban dont rule afganastan anymore

Clinical Waste

or Afganistan

Krusty_Clown

or Afghanistan

strat

lol and i thought my spelling was bad



some nice jokes btw