contender for the worst joke.

nanook

Three men are sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping sound.
The first man presses his forearm and the beeping stops. The others look at him questioningly. "That's my pager," he says. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."
A few minutes later a phone rings. The second man lifts his palm to his ear. When he finishes he explains, "That's my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."
The third man, feeling decidedly low-tech, steps out of the sauna. In a few minutes he returns with a piece of toilet paper extending from his rear.

The others raise their eyebrows.



"I'm getting a fax"

Washout

*cringe*

Kraken

what did the fax say. i bet it was a load of shíté....

Gordon

Actually that is surprisingly funny coming from you!!:p
But I have got to have a go at the worst joke c'mon me me me.

what do you call a frenchman who wears
sandals?........................




Phillipe Phalop.

BlackMagic

that joke is wordt than any " why did the chicken croos the road joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"