Worst joke ever - part 2

Kolodny · 23-01-2002 3:06pm #1

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him ....what?

Oh, man, this is so bad, ....a

super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

smoke.me.a.kipper · 23-01-2002 3:23pm

i thought that was good! made me *chuckle anyway!

EvilGeorge · 23-01-2002 3:44pm

Crap had a stutter trying to say that til I cop'd on

Gordon · 23-01-2002 3:54pm

hoho, reminds me of that mild green hairy lip squid joke I used to tell when I was... young, although Kolodny's was actually funny.

Mine always made me laugh but stopped all sounds bar the muffled cough of an embarrased silence hater and a cricket (there was always a cricket[?]). so I'm not even going to bother reducing this thread to my mild green hairy lip squid "joke"... butif anyone else wants to do it please jump in...!

Kraken · 23-01-2002 4:01pm

a go on
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GO ON

nanook · 23-01-2002 5:25pm

Kolodny, it made me smile but then gordon's epitaph put me to sleep.
lol rolf pld m8 etc. lol

Gordon · 23-01-2002 5:28pm

What I find funny is the fact that you asked me how to spell epitaph!!:D

GoneShootin · 23-01-2002 5:56pm

amusing, and interesting at the same time

Kolodny · 23-01-2002 6:13pm

Originally posted by Gordon
What I find funny is the fact that you asked me how to spell epitaph!!:D

ROFLMAO!!!

I've missed u guys!

nanook · 23-01-2002 6:18pm

but gordon
no one has ever doubted your ability to spell but your ability to tell a story, that leave's alot to be desired.

nanook · 24-01-2002 9:54am

Told this joke last night at the house.
Koldny i am sleeping on your couch tonight

Gordon · 24-01-2002 10:13am

(so that's how he wangles his way into female's houses!)

Worst joke ever - part 2

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