Advertisement
If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)
Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie
Hi there,
There is an issue with role permissions that is being worked on at the moment.
If you are having trouble with access or permissions on regional forums please post here to get access: https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058365403/you-do-not-have-permission-for-that#latest

The Name Game - which opera singer/porn star are you...

  • 23-01-2002 2:38pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,658 ✭✭✭✭


    Right, haven't played this for a while, if it's been posted before then I haven't seen it and you can't beat a bit of good old silliness so here it comes again...


    To get your opera singer name:

    Use your middle name as your first name, and the street you live on as your surname - for instance, I get to be Jane Delaval.

    To get your porn star name:

    Use the name of your first pet as your first name, and your mother's maiden name as your surname.

    I get to be Teddy Ball, which isn't too bad, but I once knew a PussPuss Slowcombe...




    If you can't use your mother's maiden name because she never married, then improvise. Sheesh, the modern world ruins everything I try to do...


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    Opara Singer: Tim Glenary!

    PornStar name: Bexi Curran (i know someone at work who's pornstar name is bimbo carrol!)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,522 ✭✭✭Dr. Loon


    Opera Singer name = Gerard Crescent

    Porn Star name = Muffin Mc Farlane :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    Originally posted by Dr. Loon
    Muffin Mc Farlane

    omg! that sounds unbelievebly like a pornstar name!


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 9,389 Mod ✭✭✭✭Lenny


    Mathew Green is my oper name..
    but he seems to be a writer on google :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,522 ✭✭✭Dr. Loon


    Originally posted by smak


    omg! that sounds unbelievebly like a pornstar name!

    Great isn't it? :)
    Did a quick search on google and suprisingly there's no porn star going by the name....


  • Advertisement
  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 42,362 Mod ✭✭✭✭Beruthiel


    opera - Marie Laurence
    porn - Pebbles Hanmore

    (I was into the Flintstones at the time!)

    :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68,317 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    Opera Singer: David Lansdowne

    Porn Star: Smokey Scully

    Sounds just like a real opera singers name (yeah right)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,783 ✭✭✭Puck


    I don't live on a street atm so I'll use me last address for my Opera singer name:
    Joseph Poole

    Porn Star name: Scruffy Hall

    :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 355 ✭✭Headcase


    Mark Rahan = Opera singer name
    and
    Tiger Smyth = PornStar name

    i live with that


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,524 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    Operatically I am called Carl Pembroke.

    Spermicidally I am known as Oscar Mackay.

    I don't have much of a career in either profession I'd say


  • Advertisement
  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 950 ✭✭✭nasty_crash


    Opera Name: John Fergal
    Pornstar Name: Beathoven Young


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,655 ✭✭✭Ph3n0m


    Opera Star: Charles Michael Collins
    Porn Name: Mosq McCarthy - not very pornish :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,658 ✭✭✭✭The Sweeper


    Originally posted by Ph3n0m
    Opera Star: Charles Michael Collins
    Porn Name: Mosq McCarthy - not very pornish :(


    ...you had a pet called "Mosq"?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,655 ✭✭✭Ph3n0m


    Yep a St Bernard dog called Mosq

    Hey dont blame me - thats the name the dog came with!!!!!!!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭azezil


    Joseph Ruthstown :rolleyes:

    Pip Parkes :rolleyes: :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,484 ✭✭✭✭Stephen


    pr0n star name: Rocky Kelly :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,592 ✭✭✭✭Dont be at yourself


    Opera Name: Joseph Grove
    Porn Name: Prince Cannon

    :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,198 ✭✭✭✭Crash


    opera name=Joseph Willbrook

    Porn Star name=Jaws McCarthy (my first pet was a goldfish. he commited suicide)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 65 ✭✭Lister


    Opera name = Francis Sarto

    Porn star name = Peppy Carroll

    I think i'd preffer Jumbo Cummings!!! :cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    Opera singer name:

    Micheal Glenard. o_0


    Pornstar name:

    Garfield Kenny. 0_o


  • Advertisement
  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22 franco


    opera- James Monument
    porn- Twinkle McGuire


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,648 ✭✭✭smiles


    Opera Name: Brigid Townley (erg?)

    Porn Star: Goldie Bellew

    (talked about _this_ the other day on the bus, a friend of mine was: "Cutie Masterson" :P )

    << Fio >>


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 113 ✭✭daftbegger


    Opera: Richard Park

    Porn star: Rebel McGregor

    Hmmm I like that.....Deed pole anyone????


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,079 ✭✭✭Mr.Applepie


    Opera Name: George Sonesta
    Porn Name: Smokey Dixon


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,219 ✭✭✭plastic membrane


    Tonight Matthew, i shall be singing soprano as Noel Lawn. No, that doesnt work, ill try that again:

    Tonight, i shall be fixing the plumbing and wearing a fake mustache as sleazy jazz plays in the backround as:

    Rambo McGrath.


    :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,333 ✭✭✭Celt


    opera = David Scholarstown
    porn = Jess McGrath (rofl)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,967 ✭✭✭adnans


    since im missing a middle name i have no opera name. however, my porn name is:

    Floki Haskovic

    adnans


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,811 ✭✭✭✭billy the squid


    opera cormack North Circular

    i never had a pet :rolleyes: we were poor :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 310 ✭✭Cerberus


    opera: Gerard 33 Plassey (I don't live on a street)
    porn: Shaggy Lally

    Shaggy was a cat and well...she kept gettin shagged by all the local tomcats. I once found her with a tomcat up on her givin' it to her with 3 other tomcats in a ring around her. I'm not sure if they were just watching or waitin there turn (One may have been her pimp). But when i started roaring at them (i was young and a bit distressed for my little slut cat) they just sat there with an indifferent look on their faces and the tomcat just kept at it.
    So in the end i had to physically remove(kick) the tomcat off her and the hangers-on dispersed as well. Oh she was called shaggy because her hair was shaggy..not because of her promiscous behaviour.


  • Advertisement
  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 735 ✭✭✭beardedchicken


    And...Introducing the Operatic stylings of

    ......Elizabeth Manor (eh...that might just work)

    ......who moonlights as "Hamish Brennan" (hermaphrodite porn anyone??)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,051 ✭✭✭mayhem#


    Originally posted by Puck
    Porn Star name: Scruffy Hall
    :confused:

    Sound lovely....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,281 ✭✭✭DeadBankClerk


    Opera: Donall Close
    Porn: Misty Burke


    Originally posted by NekkidBibleMan
    Porn Name: Prince Cannon

    lol


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,574 ✭✭✭Clinical Waste


    Opera Singer: Paul Idrone

    Porn Star: Sandy Zikan

    Coupla Camp Koalas there.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,699 ✭✭✭Da Bounca


    singer : joseph grove
    porno : fluffee martin :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,577 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    Opera = Patrick Eglinton
    Porn = Foxy Murphy (Oh dear)

    And BTW ye have all given away enough information for someone to do a serious amount of Birth Certificate fraud.


  • Advertisement
  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,309 ✭✭✭✭Bard


    Opera singer: David Philip Corballis
    pr0n star: Sandy Kearsley


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 701 ✭✭✭sickle


    opera : anne clifton
    pornstar : sausage o ' connor


    humm...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,484 ✭✭✭✭Stephen


    Originally posted by Victor
    And BTW ye have all given away enough information for someone to do a serious amount of Birth Certificate fraud.

    Eh... couldn't a standard telephone directory be used for the same purposes?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,577 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    Originally posted by Stephen
    Eh... couldn't a standard telephone directory be used for the same purposes?

    Ok, do I answer this? To get a birth cert. it really helps if you have full name, mother's maiden name and date of birth, all 3 of which cna be got from here. (not saying any more)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,577 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    Originally posted by sickle
    pornstar : sausage o ' connor
    Sounds eh, appropriate ....


  • Advertisement
  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,997 ✭✭✭The_Bullman


    here goes.
    Opera name:Philip Patrick Saint Augustine.
    Porn name:Kid Arthur

    Awkward names there. Double barreled middle name and St. in the street. As for pets we had a goat whose mother died so we bottle fed it for a while-hence kid(we where too lazy to name it)

    This makes no sence


  • Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 9,763 Mod ✭✭✭✭ToxicPaddy


    Opera = Joseph Park..????

    Pornstar = Bungee O'Brien.... ????

    ok... neither sound right...

    how about a bit of mix n' match..

    Opera = Park O'Brien

    Pornstar = Bungee Joe

    a bit better... but not much!!!!

    :D:D:D:D:D


  • Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 4,600 CMod ✭✭✭✭RopeDrink


    Opera Singer:
    Duffy Bui!

    Porn Star:
    Sandy Feery



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 536 ✭✭✭flyz


    hmmmm............ :confused:


    opera singer name:

    Paula Deerhaven

    porn star name:

    Rex Humphreys


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,304 ✭✭✭✭koneko


    OMG, horrible, my porn name is Tuna King.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,315 ✭✭✭Occidental


    Opera: Sean Adare

    Porn: Bags Walsh

    It was short for Bagpuss. Okay!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 305 ✭✭Guy Incognito


    Opera: William Carraig
    Pr0n: Scruffy Wall

    I'll go with the first family pet and say:

    Pr0n name: Bronson Wall.

    Hmmm a bit better.


Advertisement