Northsider maths :)

Lenny

Got this in my mail today, though it was funy
removed the area too

NORTH SIDE DUBLIN (blanked) SECONDARY SCHOOL MATHS
TEST


NAME:_________________________
GANG NAME:____________________


1. Deco has 0.5 kilos of cocaine. If he sells an 8
ball to Vinno for 300 quid and 90 grammes to Tomo for
90 quid a gram, what is the street value of the rest
of his hold?

2. Anto pimps 3 brassers. If the price is 40 quid a
royde, how many roydes per day must each brasser
perform to support Vinno's 500 quid a day crack habit?

3. Whacker wants to cut the kilo of cocaine he bought
for 7,000 quid, to make a 20% profit. How many grammes
of strychnine will he need?

4. Christy got 6 years for murder. He also got
350,000 for the hit. If his common law wife spends
33,100 per month, how much money will be left when he
gets out?>>
Extra Credit Bonus: How much more time will Christy
get for killing the slapper that spent his money?

5. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square
metres and the average letter is 1 square metre, how
many letters can be sprayed with 3 eight fluid ounce
cans of spray paint with 20% extra paint free?

6. Liamo steals Eamo's skateboard. As Liamo skates
away at a speed of 35 mph, Eamo loads his brothers
armalite. If it takes Eamo 20 seconds to load the gun,
how far will Liamo have travelled when he gets
whacked?

Sangre

Is it just me or is any one else seeing that everywhere?

azezil

There was one similar a short while ago, n thus the lack of "ha ha" appeal.